006. group chat part...idek

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chanyeol: YOU SLOW DOWN

chanyeol: THEN YUO SPEEDU P

luhan: gdi chanyeol we told you to stop live tweeting while having

junmyeon: DON'T SAY IT

chanyeol: HYUNG?1!!1!

jongdae: why the hell does junmyeon hyung always show up when something inappropriate happens

junmyeon: It's a mother's instinct

baekhyun: if you are a good mother why did dad file a divorce with you taking luhan hyung and currently zitao

junmyeon: I'm not a bad mother Wu Yi Fan is just a bad father.

yifan: remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine? x

chanyeol: wHAT

zitao: gege don't do that

sehun: oh my god hyung

baekhyun: 0/10 for originality

jongdae: zouis 2.0

yifan: don't know why i'm being attacked for defending myself. people got it twisted! i love m fans eve ry single one of u !1!!!

jongin: how do i leave a group chat?

sehun: JONGINNIE DONT LEAVE I LOV YUO

/jongin has left the chat

sehun: fucking bitch

/jongin was added by kyungsoo

jongin: i saw that

/jongin has left the chat

/kyungsoo has left the chat

chanyeol: they're probably sexting lmao

jongdae: this is all so sad, yixing hyung is doing great things, on a variety show, has a studio, filmed a movie..,,,

baekhyun: why don't you marry him then

minseok: excuse u

luhan: no, excuse u kim minseok

minseok: what the fuck whenever i send a message this bitch replies a second later

luhan: that's what u call dedicated

sehun: that's what u call a sasaeng

minseok: tru

zitao: #xiuhun

baekhyun: "xiuhan or hunhan?" "xiuhun"

luhan: NO

luhan: I CANT accept THIS

minseok: sehunnie let's go out for bubble tea later

sehun: sure hyung ^^

luhan: so this is how it ends

minseok: nvm hunnie, let's go now

sehun: okay hyung i'll get ready ~ ><

luhan: I DON'T NEED YOU TWO, I HAVE MY GIRLFRIEND

luhan: what's her name

luhan: IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER Y THO

yifan: it doesn't u idiot

sehun: [attachment: sehun + minseok selca]

luhan: UGH

yifan: ballin

junmyeon: and people tell me why i didn't leave first

yifan: i was superman in my past life

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