012. pickup lines

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yifan: are you a ball?

zitao: tf is that supposed to mean

yifan: because

yifan: you're my life

zitao: bro

yifan: bro

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sehun: hyung, what does wo ai ni mean?

luhan: i love you

sehun: i love you too

luhan: sehun...

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jongin: hey hyung, have you gotten taller?

kyungsoo: i thought you knew better jongin

kyungsoo: did one of those idiots send you to tease me

jongin: no hyung

jongin: because the other day you were just at my shoulders

jongin: and now you're in my heart

kyungsoo: jongin

jongin: hyung :")

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GET IT COS BALL IS LIFE OK I'M SORRY

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