Sooooooooo I had a really great dream.
So basically, this lady my mom knows was over and her, me, my mom and my dad were all talking at the kitchen table when the doorbell rang. We all got up to get it and it was Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora. Judging by the way we were communicating, we already knew each other.
So I went to go hug Jon and my dad started reading an article to Jon on all the ways he can fuck me. Meanwhile, Richie is having a conversation with my mom and her friend. So Jon was like, "Yo, yo, yo, what the hell are you talking about?" Because my dad was still reading this article. I was also still hugging him, I didn't want to let go.
His hair then suddenly turned hot pink and very short and I was like, "Eww, no, put it back," and he did. He just grew his hair back and changed the colour to normal in all of two seconds.
So then I was like, "So Jon since it's like Halloween and all, you wanna go out?" (I had this dream in December keep in mind) And he's like, "Yeah sure." So we leave and my dad calls after us saying something about Jon fucking me...And then my alarm clock woke me up
This dream was posted on my conversation wall on December 2nd, 2021
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My Very F*cked Up Dreams
HumorI have really weird dreams and I like to say them on my conversation wall and my friend @mustached_avocados told me to make a book with all of them. I guess I'll update when I have weird dreams.
