My friend Abby and I were walking around the park near our elementary school when we decided to go inside because we found out there was a Taylor Swift concert in there and we wanted to make fun of it.
We went to the backstage area to see how far we could get without tickets. No one ended up kicking us out.
As we're walking around, we see someone verrrryyyyyyy familiar.
So I say to Abby, "Oh my God, that's Roger Taylor. Go up to him and ask if we can get a picture and if he'll sign something." So she does.
He was really nice, but I noticed how he didn't sound the same. Like his voice was different and his accent wasn't there. But I brushed it off.
So we take a picture with him, and I only noticed when he signs his name as "Roger Meddows Taylor" (which he only signs as Roger Taylor) that it looked nothing like his signature. Also, his beard turned ginger. (idfk)
So we leave, and I look at Abby and she starts laughing. And I was like, "You fucken bitch, you knew it wasn't him," and she nods her head yes.
So long storey short, I don't know who that man was or why he was pretending to be Roger.
someone help me, I'm even delusional in my dreams.
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My Very F*cked Up Dreams
HumorI have really weird dreams and I like to say them on my conversation wall and my friend @mustached_avocados told me to make a book with all of them. I guess I'll update when I have weird dreams.
