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My Very F*cked Up Dreams

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I have really weird dreams and I like to say them on my conversation wall and my friend @mustached_avocados told me to make a book with all of them. I guess I'll update when I have weird dreams.

#dreambook #dreams #weird

Mötley Crüe

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by i_like_chopped_liver

I was at school and two of my friends came up to me and say "Hey Sabrina, did you hear about the Mötley Crüe thing?" (keep in mind, these friends don't even like rock music, let alone Mötley Crüe)

So I say, "What Mötley Crüe thing?"

And they're like "It's a concert they are doing. It's funded by the school. Ask your mom if you can go!"

So I text my mom if I can go, and to sum it up, she said no and they're gonna rape me.

So I tell my teacher, "I really want to go, I don't know what to do." and she's like, "I don't know what to tell you."

So then I asked her how much the tickets were and she said $150. So then I was like "What if I go to the concert and pay you tomorrow morning?" and she said it was fine.

So I went to the concert and the next morning my mom gave me shit for needing the $150 and for going to the concert without her permission.

I have no idea when I had this dream (I didn't post it on my conversation wall) but it was a month or two ago (its currently Thursday, March 12th, 2022)