So a few weeks ago, I had a really weird dream and I thought I put it in this book, but I don't think I did, so I'm doing it now. I'm not sure when I had this dream (it was maybe three to four weeks ago) but the current date is 12/04/22
So, my dad told me to go lock the side doors (which you can access through the laundry room) so that's what I did. (Keep in mind, there are two doors. One from the laundry that goes into the garage, and the other one that goes from the garage to outside).
It was after dinner and it was dark out.
I went into the laundry and opened the inside door so I could lock the outside one. As I'm opening the inside door, the outside door started opening. So I was like "what the fuck" and I immediately closed the inside door.
I didn't have a chance to lock the inside because whoever was trying to get in, started opening the inside door, so I pressed my back against it.
Whoever was on the other side was clearly much stronger because they'd open the door two or three centimetres but I'd press my back against it and then they'd open it a bit again and I'd stop it with my back and so on and so forth.
So my mom said, "What's happening?" because she was obviously hearing the loud slam of the door and I said, "Someone is trying to get in the house."
And you know what she said in the calmest and most uninterested tone ever? "It's probably Apple."
APPLE AS IN THE TECH COMPANY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN APPLE IS TRYING TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE THROUGH OUR SIDE DOORS?????
Anyways, moving on...
My mom was finally sensible enough to start telling my dad to help me, "(Dad's name) go! (Dad's name) go! (Dad's name) go! (Dad's name) go! (Dad's name) go! (Dad's name) go! (Dad's name) go!"
But the thing is, MY DAD WASN'T COMING AND I'M TRYING TO STOP THE INTRUDERS (APPLE APPARENTLY) FROM COMING INTO MY HOUSE.
Anyways, I don't know what happened as I woke up at six a.m. from this dream, scared to go lock my side doors ever again in case apple decides to pay a surprise visit.
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My Very F*cked Up Dreams
HumorI have really weird dreams and I like to say them on my conversation wall and my friend @mustached_avocados told me to make a book with all of them. I guess I'll update when I have weird dreams.
