I give you all another chapter of my strange dreams...
Dream #1
So, me and my friends were going to the mall and one of my friends needed to go to the washroom. The only bathrooms that were in the mall were in a gym-room-looking place.
So we went into the washroom and the only stall that was available was the handy-capped one. I offered to hold the door shut for my friend (because the lock didn't work) and instead of holding it from the outside, I went into the stall with her and held it shut.
All of the sudden, there was no door on the stall anymore and I was just standing in front of my friend who was using the bathroom. Then, this boy from my elementary school came in and started flirting with my other friend (the one who wasn't using the toilet) and then he looked at me, slapped my ass, and left.
Dream #2
So I had guitar lessons so my mom dropped me off at his house. His house, however, didn't look like it normally did. It had a long twisty driveway and it looked like something out of a haunted house movie. It was decorated for Halloween and there were these witch-like "decorations" that were so tall, they must've been on stilts. They were walking around and I told myself, "I need to avoid them, or else they'll kill me."
So I went and knocked on his door and he answered. He let me inside his house (though normally lessons are in his garage) and that's when I realized I didn't have my guitar with me. I told him I left it in the car and that I needed to go get it (though at this point my mom had left). Instead of going back outside where a car would be, I went upstairs and it looked exactly like the upstairs of my house. So I went into my room where I keep my guitar and went back downstairs.
So I had my guitar and went back over to me and he looked really angry. He started yelling at me and saying I was very irresponsible for forgetting my guitar in the car and then he told me to get out and I wouldn't be allowed to take lessons with him anymore.
Then, I woke up, so I don't know how I got home, or if I got home. But it was very strange because my guitar teacher is very nice.
I had these dreams around Halloween time (a few days after) though I don't remember the date. Currently, it is Saturday, November 12th, 2022
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My Very F*cked Up Dreams
HumorI have really weird dreams and I like to say them on my conversation wall and my friend @mustached_avocados told me to make a book with all of them. I guess I'll update when I have weird dreams.