My Very F*cked Up Dreams

Queen Lizzie And The Devil

So this morning (Wednesday, March 29th, 2023, 6:00 am) I had one of the weirdest dreams ever. It wasn't weird-funny, it was weird-what-the-fuck. Let me explain...

This takes place in a hotel. I was with the Ocean's 12 Gang and we had just robbed a hotel room and needed to escape using the elevators. However, we couldn't let the Pastor see us.

I told the Ocean's 12 Gang I'd make sure the pastor was in the chapel (which was right beside the elevators). I walk into the chapel and there's a funeral happening. I don't know what happened to the Ocean's 12 Gang, but from this point on, I didn't see them.

So, I go to sit with my parents who are sitting in front of the open casket of the old woman whose funeral it was.

I looked away from the old woman, and when I looked back she was facing my dad (still lying in the casket) while smiling. I can't remember if her eyes were closed or just weren't there at all. Regardless of the fact, she was smiling the most terrifying, bone-chilling, all-teeth smile. Now that this woman was facing us, it was apparent she was the late Queen Elizabeth II.

I said to my dad, "Aww, dad, look, she's smiling at you." But my parents didn't have the same reaction I did, they were horrified and confused.

My mother then told me, "Be careful at funerals where the casket is open because the corpse might get up and start running after you because the devil might be in them." Terrifying, right? That's not the worse part.

After she said that, I turned around and walking right by me was none other than the devil himself.

He was all red, with black contours. He wore a black and red cape-like thing with tall red horns. I wasn't sure at the time if it was the actual devil or someone dressed as him. I've come to the conclusion that it was definitely the devil.

So now I'm scared, wide awake at 6:00 in the morning which is around the time I get up anyways. I decided to do research because dreaming of the devil seems like a bad thing. Right? Right.

The website I used was called 10,000 Dreams Interpreted. I believe it's also an actual published book.

It said if a young woman dreams of the devil, be aware of strange or strange-behaving men (especially married men) for they might try to steal your possessions or far worse...

It also said to be careful of enemies whom you might think are your friends. I've definitely been betrayed by people who I thought were my friends.

Anyways, that was all for my dream this morning, it was defiantly the most erie one I've had in a long time.

Thanks for reading my Dead Livers, Stay Gold <3