DAVE
I woke up the next morning feeling hot steady breath on my chest. Looking down Egbert is fast asleep cuddled against my chest. What the fuck. I scoot back a little trying not to wake John. Not very successful. He wakes up slowly a looks right into my eyes. I quickly grab my shades and push them on. Pretty sure I was blushing for a moment. Just ignore it Strider. Gotta stay cool.
"Morning Dave."I nod. Stay cool bro.
John got up and and walked past me to the bathroom. Gog he was tiny. he came out and I got a good look at him. Scrawny little shit. Scanning my eyes over him I notice his stomach. Innie, a little peach fuzz, and he looked a little pudgy. It was adorable. Oh I wanna kiss it and squeeze it so bad holy shit. John seemed to notice my staring and and asked if something was wrong.
"Nah man just lost in thought for a moment."
He looked at me funny and started getting dressed. What is wrong with me. I am Dave Strider. Cool Guy Supreme. (comment if you get that reference). I do NOT think Egbert is adorable.
I began readying myself for the day as well. A red Sleeping with Sirens shirt and black jeans. So cool. We both go to the kitchen and see Bro cooking something that smells horrid. Ugh. You grab a box of cereal and drag the gagging nerd back to your room. Jegus Bro knows he can't cook so why does he even try. He is hopeless. I look back at John who is sitting on the floor mumbling about Betty Crocker. Poor thing. Man he is cu- STOP STRIDER. No crushing on Egbert.
"Hey John."
"Yeah."
"Here."
I tossed him the cereal and he dumped some in his mouth directly from the box. He tossed it back and I did the same. This is good. Just two bros hanging out, eating the cereal. I plugged up my Playstation and popped in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. we played literally all day.----------------------------------------------
Okay sorry I just can't think. so this a filler. Sorry for the wait my babies.

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