"Holy shit."
I look down and see the Strider twins Bro and Dirk laying down on the bed. I just stare at them trying to figure out what the hell is going on when Bro pulls me back down against his chest and attempts to go back to sleep. Dirk pulls us over on our sides and holds me by my waist.
"W-what the hell guys?" I feel my face getting warm.
"Sorry Egbert, you just looked so damn cozy, and Dave kinda took the truck and left. So we just came up here and just fell alseep. You are like a little teddy bear.", Bro mumbled as he let me loose, Dirk still holding me by my waist.
"W-well its fine. You guys just scared me. Dirk please let go."Dirk let go and checked messages rolling over. I looked over at Bro.
"But serioualy, why were you in my room?"
"Ha well a couple of chicks passed out on your couch down there, and your dad was heh um, gettin it on with Rox."
"Oh thats gross."
"Yeah so we figured you wouldn't mind."
"Well I see I am still in my clothes. So its all good."
"Yeah sorry man. We cuddle."
"I saw that."
I began staring at his chest. How is this guy so buit. Must be hereditary. I feel my face heating up again and quickly look away standing up and putting on some shorts. I walked downstairs and woke up Rose and Kanaya ushering them out to Kanaya's red convertible. I walked back into the house to see the two oldest Striders cleaning the living room.
"Thanks guys."
We work hard to get the place clean then move to the kitchen. We make sure that room is spotless. Dad would kill me if it stayed like this.
"Well do you guys need a ride home?" I say grabbing my keys.
They nod and follow me out to the car. I drive them to their apartment building and look up at their window and sigh.
"Hey guys!"
They turn and look at me.
"No one learns about the whole sleeping in my bed. don't want anyone getting any ideas."
They nod and wave bye walking into the building.Dave's POV
(Dave, Bro, Dirk, )
I here the apartment door slam shut from my room. My brothers are home. Great.
"Hey! Lil' Man! In here now!"
I am in big trouble. I walk down the little hallway and into the living room finding my brothers sitting on the couch.
"You have some explaining to do Lil' Man. First you shove your tongue down Harley's throat AT Egbert's birthday party. Then you just get up and leave. What the hell. That was not cool. Breaking the kid's heart, then leaving us there.", Bro said while playing with Dirk's hair. They have the strangest relationship.
"Okay for one, you can't blame me for mackin' on the ladies when they want some Strider. I mean Jade was all over me man. Can't pass that up. Two, what do you mean "break little John's heart". It was his sister not his girlfriend.""Dude, you really are slow. Can you not see how John has the hots for ya."
"Dirk he isn't gay. I am serious he says it like 20 times everyday."
"That is something someone would say if they didn't want anyone to know they were gay."
I roll my eyes and walk back up to my room. John and his Dad are going back to Washington in a few days. They just rented a house for a month for the party. I over to my turntables and clean them off, then stare at them for a while. I notice something on my desk. Its a CD. I look at the artwork on the case. Its a horribly drawn slime ghost with large red headphones on. The cord leads to a broken record like the one on my shirt. I turn it over and read the back.
To Dave
I made you this CD. It is full of amazing songs that I am not going to write down for you. They are surprises. Watch out they are pretty cool. May override your brain circuits with awesomeness.
John B)I pop the CD into my DVD player. the first song begins to play.
I could watch you for a lifetime
You're my favorite movie
A thousand endings
You mean everything to me
I never know whats coming
Forever fascinated
Hope you don't stop running
To me cuz' I'll always be waitinWhat the heck is this romantic crap.
You are my cinema
I could watch you forever
Action
Thriller
I could watch you forever
You are my cinema
A hollywood treasure
Love you
Just the way you are
My cinema
My cinemaOh leave it to him to find a song about theaters.
Get up, Get down
Loose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down
Get up, Get down
Loose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down
Get up, Get down
Loose that sound
My DJ gonna break it down
Get up, Get down
Loose that sound
D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASSOh my god. This is the best shit ever. I listened to the full CD and looked up every song on it.
-Cinema
-All is fair in love and brostep
-Rock N Roll (Will take you to the mountain)
-Kill Everbody
-Bangarang
-Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
-Ruffneck BassAll by this guy with a half shaven head. He goes by the name Skrillex.
(Thinking)
John has given me a new world of music. John. John. Man he is so sweet to me. He- Dammit Strider. Stop giving yourself these thoughts. You are not gay. He is not gay. You can easily get one of the hottest chicks in the States. You WILL be the only Strider that is NOT gay.I couldn't help myself. All I could do now is regret kissing Jade. My mixed feelings. I thought back on how many times I had seen John in his underwear. Those tight little boxer briefs he wore. His adorable tummy and bucked teeth. Those dorky glasses. Now the single thought of the guy made me crazy. I began contemplating my sexualtiy. Sure, you can be straight but still find a guy attractive. Right? Yes? I troubled myself no longer on the subject.
I got up and walked into the kitchen. It was late. There was a note on the counter.
Lil' Man
Took Dirk out. He is getting all caught up on Jake again. Been like this ever since English left to war. Be back late.
BroGreat. I scrounged for food and went back to my room to hibernate until further notice.
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Okay guys so I tried my best to make this a longer chapter, but I'm a sucky writer so yeah. I trying hardest to make longer chapters and put other ships in here. Ya know. Spicing it up a bit. Yeah well tell me what you think about the whole Bro Dirk twin thing. Trying to make them like the Hitachin twins from Ouran Host Club but they aren't that gay for eachother. Heh I got bored so decided to make my own headcannon.

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Ghosts and Records
Hayran KurguThis is a JohnDave fanfiction. It a boyxboy. So if you don't like that then this is not the book for you. I do not own the characters. They belong to Andrew Hussie from the webcomic Homestuck. The plot though, completely from my strange brain. The c...