SAUSAGE (Hetalia x Reader CRACK)

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I was at the world meeting conference hall. The boys had left (except for Poland) and the girls and I had a great idea.

We put a camera on the table and the girls and i were in a circle, laughing a bit. I hit the recording camera and we started.

_______: Everybody sausage say sausage and keep going, egg, bacon, grits

All: SAUSAGE

Belgium: I'm a skinny bitch but i get that

All: SAUSAGE

Hungary: Got my frying pan but i want that

All: SAUSAGE

Lichtenstein: May look little bit i get that

All: SAUSAGE

Poland: Gay ass mofo but i get that

All: SAUSAGE

Taiwan: may be asian but i like that

All: SAUSAGE

Seychelles: You know France got a really small-

All: SAUSAGE

Monaco: May be fancy but i get that

All: SAUSAGE

_______: blahblahblahblah

All: SAUSAGE

All: Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa- SAUSAGE

We sat on the floor again but before we finished we noticed the boys looking at us like we were crazy. Then Prussia walked to the middle of the circle and said

"DID SOMEONE CALL MEIN AWESOME SAUSAGE?"

And we all burst out laughing and screaming. They other boys were still a bit confused and shocked

These conferences are awesome

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This was an idea i had with my bruh Lily_Marz it was inspired on a vine

IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT WATCH IT!!!

THIS IS THE NEWEST MOVEMENT THAT WILL RULE THE WORLD

DO IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS

SPREAD THE WORD

FOR THE GOOD OF SAUSAGE

Ok thank you~

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