Y'all wanted a part 2?
Here ya go!!
My date tonight went rather well. Ok, scratch that. It wasn't good at all. The guy was a complete sleaze bag, he clinged to me and tried to touch my butt at one point and all he got was a pump heel in the nuts. It was an awful experience. Good thing I lived 4 blocks away from the bar I was at. I walked home, I was tired as hell and all I needed was my bed and to sleep for five centuries. When I got home, the light from the livingroom was on, It was probably Felix awake watching his soap operas again. I opened the door, and just like I expected, Felix was infront of the tv watching some polish soap opera. I plopped down next to him and leaned on his shoulder.
"I'm never going out with another guy for the rest of my life" I huffed, looking at the tv. Thanks to Felix, I could understand a bit of polish. On the screen, one of those cliche confession scenes where the guy declares his undying love for the girl.
"That is so cheesy, good lord" I rested my head on Felix' lap and looked up at him. His face was stone cold, though it was probably just his resting bitch face. But it was still odd.
I pinched his nose to get a reaction but he just stared at the tv.
"Ok, what's wrong?" I've known him for enough time to know when something's up.
"Nothing" he said cooly
"Come on, something's wrong. Just tell me" I was persistent
He leaned forward and looked at me straight in the eye.
"You really wanna know?"
"Well duh!"
He just leaned back on the couch, grabbing the remote and changing the channel
"First off, i'm not gay. Second off, I have the biggest crush on you. Third off, wow there is literally nothing to watch today" He was so calm about it that I didn't know if he was being serious or not.
I sat back up and just stared at him with wide eyes.
"WAIT YOU WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, FELIX??" I don't know why I was screaming but I was
"Yup" Why was he so calm about it?
"THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU EVER ASKED ME OUT?? LIKE I'D LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU"
He looked at me with wide eyes
"I-I thought you'd never want to go out with me"
"Dude come on! You're my best friend and hella cute too and super sweet of course I'd go out with you! God, you should have told me this before I went out on that horrible date"
He just sat back and slicked his hair back with his hand
"Ok fine, sorry about that. Then i'll take you out on a date tomorrow, how does that sound?" He smiled a bit at me
"That sounds wonderful, now gimme the remote we are gonna watch Moana until I pass out, I need something good to erase the horrible experience of tonight"
I took the remote from his hand and changed the channel, then snuggled up close to him and we just cuddled the rest of the night.
Though I was kinda distracted thinking about what i'm gonna wear tomorrow. It's not like I'm gonna ask my date what i'm gonna wear to impress my date.
Anyway, I'll figure that out tomorrow.
