Poems/Raps

Schooled (Lakeside Christian School Diss)

(A/N: I've graduated from this school back in 2017 and the worst part is that it's a private school.

Recently, I found out that this school has been scandalous to the point that I vowed to never come back to the school or the church.

And also not to long ago, I've been given an invitation to return for a reunion of the senior class of 2017, but I declined by saying,

"No I don't accept this brainless and worthless invitation. Fuck no, I do not! You can go fuck yourselves for all I care. I don't need to associate myself with the likes of you. I've no ear for you anymore. If you were on fire would I help you, but I just can't resist the fact that I enjoy pissing on you."

Yeah, that was my reply to the people who made me feel miserable in my senior year, especially after, when my baby brother got expelled thanks to a kid who accused him of smoking pot when, spoiler alert, he doesn't do drugs of any kind!

And the shit cherry on the shit cake, I found out that the school and the church they serve had been taking the money from the congregation, and from fundraisers, buying expensive prizes for kids who donated the most and donating less than, checks note, $15 to a charity their choosing!

I don't know what charity they donate to, but it's been a scandal all this time and why do you think I decided to write this? Here you go and I hope you enjoy it.)

How can I trust you after what you did to me motherfuckers?
When it came to your own scandals you can't see, motherfuckers
You only need parents' money just to make yourselves relevant
Rather than teach your own students how to be people after graduation

LCS, you're ALS: Asshole Learning School
Because you have teachers who
Don't know how to teach kids in the classrooms
And being narcissistic and being HP's You-Know-Whos

And the fundraisers you have? How come you have people come over
Give you their money, spend it on prizes for kids with little leftover
To a charity of your choosing and not caring it's insane
The difference between you and Clinton Foundation: you and them are the same

Put your education right next to Biden's, and see if I give a fuck Because right now, no more, I don't give a fuck
'Cause at this point, do me a favor motherfucka
Make your fundraisers be about friends giving support to Russia

Because they killing everyone and you're doing the same with your message
While your roster of students are leaving and excuses ain't lessened
Bullying, racism, homophobia, and religion
While you're forcing everyone to read the word of God, dammit

You think I'm lying? How you stop doing that and tell everyone the truth
You've been embezzling people's kids' education for years, dudettes and dudes
Because you only hired teachers to fuck them out of education
And get away with it because they claimed to be educated!

When it's all said and done, you'll be happy to know
That Walmart's still hiring greeters, and take a job there, or don't
You can stick all the lies you have about your school up your ass
Because when these scandals come out, we'll see who's got the last laugh

Since you really think you have what it takes to be cool
But at the moment, reality just came in and got you schooled