JO: Hello everyone, my name is Jamie Oliver
Now watch me battle this lovechild of Uncle Roger
I wrote a lot of cook books for the common house chef
While this lad had been in trouble for butchering a chicken
My books are number one, you're recipes are number two
You claim to be a nice guy, why should everyone believe you
You ran away from the family, you're not a grown man
I'm like your father, I'm dead mad
Lots of tapes on YouTube, so people watch it
How can you be that good, kid, when you're not really a good kid?
How were you going to forgive your dad who disapproved your passion
And prove that no matter you can be a controversial bastard
Then your uncle approved your dream
You went to a University to learn, I see
If you didn't go to school, you wouldn't make it through the years
At least I don't need a degree
You should know you're never like me
'Cause this Wang Gang just cooked his last meal this year
Wang Gang: Hello everyone, I'm Chef Wang Gang
Today I'm gonna show you how to roast a chef on pot
You think you know Asian cooking when you're full of shit, really
Get a video up and give Asia a fucking apology!
At least Ramsay has better knowledge and is more humble
But how are you this good at getting in fucking trouble
When you offend us, you claim you're so great bro
Especially with that Egg Fried Rice, you're a Gweillo
You use chili jam in rice, which means you're a fucking fraud
Would it ever kill you to afford one fucking wok?
At least with Butter Chicken, every chef uses butter
Now that I'm schooling this bastard, he proved he's a dumb motherfucker
JO: Oi, who are you talking to Salamander?
You should know by now that you're the recruit and I'm the commander
You're not a chef, you're the fraud
Why would I eat any of that food since mine's good? YEAAAH!
Try speaking English, wait you can't
Because you never tried it and you've been almost canned
You can't explain correctly and you can't do shit
About my success so it looks like I fucking win!
Wang Gang: Without stunning animals first, you're the goat!
With so much trouble with people, you need a bigger boat
You should retire while you can because
We don't need to douse Italian food with contaminated sauce
You've had your time, just stay away from the stove
With all your ideas of cooking our food, you're dumb
I just ended your career and I disrespected your food
Uncle Roger, what do you think of my diss?
Uncle Roger: Approved!
Who won this rap battle? You decide!
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Poems/Raps
PoetryJust a bunch of stuff I've written back in middle school, high school, and now. If you liked what I've written, let me know!
