Player 067 vs Clementine Marsh (Rap Battle)

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Clementine: Oh, if it isn't the bitch who took my personality,
Trying to pretend she's not a bad person and fucking her friends outta money
At least I've seen more death than your expressionless face, shit
And I know how to survive a bite worse than this!

You looked to survive every game until number five
But motherfucker, I've never had time for games all the time
Ji-Yeong as your girlfriend? Please!
At least I can choose either a guy or a girl, sheesh!

You wanted to be independent but, spoiler alert,
It didn't work out well since Deok-Su wanted you hurt or worse
I'd give less of a shit if I had choose you or your brother
Cause if it weren't for Gi-Hun, you would've freed your mother!

067: Stealing? Bitch, I'd prefer the term "pickpocketing"
I'll ruin your life faster than AJ being shot to shit
Your sanity's like glass, I'll fucking push you if I want
You wanted a new father figure after Lee died, so call me your new pops!

Clementine, there comes a time, where you're not always reliable
Take Gabe for example, even I wouldn't wannabe by him at all
You're losing this battle already
Like Kenny
When his sanity's
About fucking gone
When AJ was born, you couldn't be a great mom!

Compare to our survival rate, you weren't ruthless enough
Your bullets aren't working like you want them so you're firing blanks, that's rough
You should've finished yourself off after getting bit from that zombie
Now that I've fought this bitch, I can tell she's worse than a commie

Clementine: Lee sacrificed himself to save me in Savannah,
But at least it wasn't as sad as your dad's murder, huh?
Call me sugar, but I ain't sweet, honey and
Commie, huh? Well, at least I'm not from North Korea

Call me Sang-woo, cause now I'm gonna murder you
I'm gonna plague you with so much pain your grandparents won't remember you
You could be great, but I don't agree with Gi-Hun adopting your brother
Because in order for him to be a father, he needs a mother

067: Why would you focus on someone else when I'm standing right here?
You're so distracted, even Deok-Su wouldn't give you the right gear
I have no sympathy for you and it's for a good reason
Cause this verse is gonna be worse than your third season!

You can't stack up to me, you're a fake tough bitch
If I had to describe the people in your groups, they're sometimes shit
You claim to do what's best for them, but you couldn't help yourself
If you can't do anything right, then go fuck yourself

Sang-woo might've killed me, but I had more balls than his selfish ass
Now I'm gonna kill you even worse than Lee's bite on his arm that fast
Call me Slim Shady because you're not a gangster, you're a Clarence
And nobody saw death coming, except for your parents!

Who do you think won! Let me know!

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