Mr. Piranha: Y'know, I've always wondered...
Mr. Piranha: How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your head to toe?
Mr. Wolf: Shut up, it's 4 am. Amd I can't sleep bec-
Mr. Piranha: Why? Is it because of the blanket?
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Ms. Tarantula: WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM A KNIFE!?
Mr. Shark: Because SNAKE FELT UNSAFE!
Ms. Tarantula: NOW I feel unsafe.
Mr. Shark: I'm sorry...
Mr. Shark: ...do you want a knife too?
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Mr. Wolf: Can we get McDonalds for dinner?
Diane: Wolf, I'm making dinner at home.
Mr. Wolf: ...I hate this fucking family-
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Mr. Shark: When there's too much drama right now, allyou gotta do is.
Mr. Shark: *singing* Walk aWaaaAaaaaAaayy-
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Mr. Piranha: Can I get a waffle?
*camera pans to Mr. Wolf and Mr. Snake fighting*
Mr. Piranha: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Diane: I do not have a crush on Mr. Wolf, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
Diane: He's just someone I stare at and like, and if he's not here it ruins my day.
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Ms. Tarantula: Shark, why haven't you eaten your food yet?
Mr. Shark: I can't.
Ms. Tarantula: ...why?
Mr. Shark: Because it's-
*camera dramatically zooms towards his face*
Mr. Shark: F R O Z E N
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Mr. Piranha: What? You're not coming to my tea party? MISTER SNAKE, I HAVE GUINEA PIGS-
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Mr. Wolf: See, most of you look at mirrors.
Mr. Wolf: But for me, I bless the mirrors by letting it look at me.
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Mr. Wolf: Looks like we're going to Plan B.
Ms. Tarantula: Technically, this would be Plan F.
Diane: How many plans are there? Do we have like a Pla M or something?
Mr. Snake: We do have a Plan M, but we have to let Piranha commit arson for this one.
Mr. Piranha: I like Plan M.
Mr. Shark: And I don't.
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A/N: ANDDDDDDD BOOM-
There was an error in the first few chapters for some reason so i removed like the author's note there bc they were all jumbled up-
ANYWAYS, THANKS FOR THE 500 READS thats like freaking many omg-
Thanks for reading and continue to wait for more, and stay safe girliessssss!!!!
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FanfictionI like this movie too, its just that i think Mr. WOLF and DIANE FOXINGTON hot and hot TOGETHER. WDYM IM A FURRY-
