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Mr. Shark: *sighs*
Mr. Snake:
Mr. Shark: *sighs louder*
Mr. Snake:
Mr. Shark: *screams at his ear*
Mr. Snake: ÀHHH- WHAT DO YOU WANT!??
Mr. Shark: Your popsicle.

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Mr. Wolf: Is this a mistletoe?
Diane: No, it's a basil.
Mr. Wolf: Too bad 'cause if it was a mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
Diane: Yeah, no, it's still a basil.

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Ms. Tarantula: Nice shirt, Piranha.
Mr. Piranha: Um, thanks?
Ms. Tarantula: It would look better seeing it in the laundry basket because there's chOCOLATE ICE CREAM STAINS ON IT.
Mr. Piranha: LET ME EAT MY FRICKING ICE CREAM IN PEACE-

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Chief Luggins: Wolf, fuck off.
Chief Luggins: And by "fuck off", I mean "fuck off right here and listen", you insufferable prick.

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Mr. Piranha: Do I really have to!? I don't have all day for this.
Mr. Snake: You feeling froggy? Leap.
Mr. Piranha: *being held back by Mr. Shark and Tarantula* OKAY, I SEE WHAT WE'RE DOING-

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Diane: Two shots of vodka- *pours vodka happily* then oNE-

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Mr. Wolf: Let's say I'm attracted to girls. Like I would date a girl. Marry a girl. *points at Diane from afar*
Mr. Wolf:But, I'm inlove with a mAN!! *points at Mr. Snake* AAAHHHHH-

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Mr. Piranha: The most beautiful moment in my life is you.
Ms. Tarantula: Aww!
Mr. Piranha: Now get outta way. I need to sharpen my knife-

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Mr. Wolf: But who gets which pencil?
Mr. Snake: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Shark gets the broken one, and you don't get one because fuck you.

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Diane: Mr. Wolf haven't answered my calls.
Ms. Tarantula: He has a reason.
Diane: Explain, please.
Ms. Tarantula: Wolfie dances to the ringtone.

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A/N:

Hello my fellow peeps. Kept yall waiting, didn't I-

CURRENTLY IM ON THE SEOND HALF OF MY SCHOOL'S FIRST SEMESTER AND I THINK IM FAILING IDK AHSHJAJQ-

This is waht i meant by not updating a lot. I just want tht one day school will die- NOT RLLY CUZ teachers will loose their jobs, but its the workload tht they gave us, the schedule being sht cuz we have to go to school everyday which is exhausting at some point, and them just not gIVING US A BREAK?? FOR AT LEAST ONE WEEK JUST TO COMPLY OUR UNFINISHED PROJECTS AND STUDY OUR EXAMS?? :'D. THAT'S WHY I FAILED CALCULUS, AND BIOLOGY, AND EVERYTHING AT SOME POINT-

dont mind the rant, i just wanna- *punches air*

I can't promise you guys I'll update everday, like before. But I'll make sure these will not die, they will sTAND! YUH-

Thank you for waeting patiently, i just hope yall.are still reading these and enjoying it T T.

WELP, FREE TWO CHAPTERS FOR YOU! THANK YOUUU AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSSSHQBAKWKSKAJXOA-

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