Mr. Snake: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PUSHPOPS!?
Mr. Wolf: *points at their cat* Snake there's a child in here, maybe you could say it in a nicer way??
Mr. Snake: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking pushpops?
Mr. Wolf: *face palms*
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Mr. Piranha: *texting* Answer your phone.
Ms. Tarantula: *texting* Wait let me find it.
Mr. Piranha: *texting* mmkay.
Mr. Piranha: *a few minutes later, from across the room* I HATE YOU, TARANTULA.
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Mr. Shark: *on his spare time* HEY, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL, I LIKE YOU ALOT! MAybe we can hangout or so m e t h i n g...
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Mr. Wolf: You know, I can fit my whole world in my own paws.
Diane: Really?
Mr. Wolf: Yeah.
Mr. Wolf: *cups Diane's face* You are my world.
Diane: *blushes* STAPP, I HAVE A REPUTATION-
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Mr. Snake: Shark, do you believe in magic?
Mr. Shark: No?
Mr. Snake: *holds up a pushpop* I can make this pushpop 'disappear'.
Mr. Shark: Prove it!
Mr. Snake: *waves it in the air and swallows it* BOOM,
m a g i c.
Mr. Shark: YOU JUST ATE IT!?
Mr. Snake: But I made it disappear, so it's mAgIC!
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Diane: WOLF, YOU THIEF!
Diane: YOU STOLE THE G9LDEN DOLPHIN, THE MONA LISA, MY RING-
Diane: WHAT'S NEXT!?
Mr. Wolf: Your last name.
Diane: I- danm that was smooth-
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Mr. Piranha: *sitting in prison with Mr. Shark* So, what do we do now?
Mr. Shark: I'd call Webs, but I feel safer in prison.
Mr. Piranha: Same.
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Mr. Wolf: Can you all just be serious for 5 minutes?
Ms. Tarantula: Our record is 3 and a half minutes, Wolfie-
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Chief Luggins: People are like slinkies.
Diane: uhm...
Chief: they're not really good at anything, but if you push them down the stairs they make you happy.
Diane: Please don't push Wolf down the stairs.
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Mr. Shark: They say that school doesn't your intelligence, it tests your memory.
Ms. Tarantula: It tests my patience.
Mr. Piranha: It tests my ability to hold my fart.
Mr. Snake: It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.
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A/N:
And s p e a k i n g o f s c h o o l-
It has been the reason why i havent updated in a while so IM SORRY FOR THT T T
But first, i wanted to thank Gnomegirl95 and Allison993961 for the incorrect quotes
im in love with you
im okay-
And secondly, Im sorry to disappoint you all but i moght update less again, our face to face classes has started and we had a cellphone ban in our school like JANXJQJDK-
its fine i can just sneak shshshshhs dont tell-
WELP, THANKS FOR WAIT8NG, AND READING, AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSSSSS!!!!
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