FURRIES and FRIENDS | The Bad Guys Incorrect Quotes

INCORRECT QUOTES 21

Mr. Shark: *sees someone selling "mystery bags", then turns tot he seller* What's in these mystery bags?
Mr. Snake: *the seller* It's a mystery, you stupid bitch-

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Mr. Piranha: *sees the Cat in the kitchen, standing on top of their cooking corn bread, picks it up* Oh my gohd-
Ms. Tarantula: *from the living room* Put it in the oven.
Mr. Piranha: The cat?
Ms. Tarantula: ..nO-

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Diane: *in the storage room with Wolf, sees a container for candles* What's up with this candle?
Diane: *opens it, looks at Wolf* What the fak is that?
Mr. Wolf: That's my grandmother's ashes.
Diane: Oh my gohd-

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Chief Luggins: *riding a yacht under the brigde, sees some cones aligned* Look at those cones, they're so happy.
Chief Luggins: *turns right and sees some of the being hanged under the bridge* NOOO-

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Mr. Shark: Most people talk about the "E-boy this" and "E-girl that", but no one talks about the "E-CONOMY".
Mr. Shark:
Diane:
Diane: Aren't you a crimina-
Mr. Shark: American capitalism is a fundemntal-

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Ms. Tarantula : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Mr. Piranha : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Ms. Tarantula : But you’re always acting stupid?
Mr. Piranha : 
Mr. Piranha : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Mr. Wolf: *before riding in a viking ride* HWAT HAPPENS IF I DIE RIDING THIS!?
Mr. Snake: THEN  YOU DIE-

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Diane: *looking up the night sky* Wow, the moon is so beautiful.
Mr. Wolf: Yeah, just like you.
Diane: *scoffs*
Mr. Wolf: Now do it to me-
*t a k e  2*
Mr. Wolf: Wow, the moon is so beautiful.
Diane:
Mr. Wolf:
Diane: ..yeah-

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Mr. Piranha : Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Ms. Tarantula: *used to Mr. Piranha being dumb* Sure...
Mr. Piranha : Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Ms. Tarantula : Okay?
Mr. Piranha : Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Ms. Tarantula :
Mr. Piranha : Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Ms. Tarantula : Jesus, that one is a little-
Mr. Shark: *interested* No, no, Mr. Piranha , keep going.

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Chief Luggins : You saved me! Why?
Mr. Snake: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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A/N:

H A H A

i am VERY SORRY QOXJALSKS. FOR THOSE WHO REQUESTED QUOTES I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO CHECK I APOLOGIZE QJKDKQD-

I've never wanted to have desires of burning all the schools of the world but sadly no people have their only jobs there so yes y e s-

I dont have the exact schedule on when to post, I've been very busy but I'll ensure yallz tht i can post every week but only ONCE. Each week : >

we already have exams 2 weeks from now and thats very unfair i wanna dIE-

I apologize again for that, and thanks for reading i rlly appreciate it huhu and STAY SAFE GIRLIEESSSSSSS

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