Police 1: Have you seen Chief? She hasn't talked to us for 3 days.
Police 2: Oh, she's in her office. Just try to act cool-
Chief: BRO, I'M OUTTA HERE-
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Mr. Wolf: *sitting on a restaurant table with Diane, eavesdrops a pass byer* ..someone just said we look like a couple.
Diane: *not focusing on him* Oh yeah?
Mr. Wolf: *looks at her in a flirty way*
Diane: *looks at him, confused*
Mr. Wolf:
Diane:
Diane: WHAT-
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Mr. Shark: HELP! THERE'S A SNAKE UNDER MY BED!
Mr. Snake: *on the bottom bunk bed* I WILL KILL YOU-
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Ms. Tarantula: I don't know, man. Sometimes I just feel stuck.
Mr. Piranha: *who's stuck, buried in the sand* Same.
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Diane: *reading a question from an interviewer* "So what is it like to be friends with the Bad Guys?
Diane: It's a physically draining process that most people do not have the right mindset to go through. There are intense high pitched screams during the day and-
Diane: You know what, long story short. It's a nightmare.
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Mr. Shark: You look stressed.
Ms. Tarantula: Thanks, it's the stress.
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Mr. Piranha: Why are your tongues purple?
Mr. Wolf: I had red slushie.
Mr. Snake: I had blue slushie.
Mr. Piranha:
Mr. Piranha: ...so you guys.... shared each other's slushie?
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Diane: Wait, you believe me?
Ms. Tarantula: Diane, you are the last good person on this city. I'd believe that cartoon birds braided your hair.
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Mr. Shark: You and Snake seriously need to get your shit together. You can't have a conversation without ending it in a war.
Mr. Wolf: What? Me and Snake are really good friends y'know.
Mr. Snake: I'd literally kill you for a push pop.
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Ms. Tarantula: HOW COULD YOU WASTE OUR MONEY FOR THIS!?
Mr. Piranha: *putting tiny raincoats on ducklings* They live outside. They NEED this.
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A/N: WE'RE ALMOST NEAR 1K KANCOWKD U GUYS T T
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FanfictionI like this movie too, its just that i think Mr. WOLF and DIANE FOXINGTON hot and hot TOGETHER. WDYM IM A FURRY-
