Ms. Tarantula: Christmas lights? Diane: Check. Mr. Wolf: Thermos of hot cocoa? Diane: Check. Mr. Shark: Santa suits? Diane: Check. Mr. Snake: Shovel? Diane: Check. Mr. Piranha: Alibi and bail money? Diane: Che- wait, WHAT!?
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Mr. Shark: Last year for Christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive. I woke up in a box. Mr. Shark: Mr. Shark: *sobbing* I'm a shark??? The f-
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Mr. Piranha: Finish this Christmas song! Dashing through the- Ms. Tarantula: -supermarket hurriedly. I need to find syrup. I need all the syrup I can buy. Enought to fill the plastic bottle I take a shower in. I'm going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to achieve maximum velocity. Get ready world I'm coming fast. Mr. Piranha: ..whay the fu-
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Mr. Wolf: Hello Diane marry me. Mr. Wolf: I mean Merry Christmas haha stupid autocorrect. Diane: This is a verbal conversation. Diane: Asshole-
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Mr. Snake: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older. Mr. Snake: "What do you want for Christmas-" I DON'T KNOW???? Mr. Snake: Financial Security? A stable job? Mr. Shark: A nap would be nice...
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Mr. Piranha: Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Mr. Piranha: Most of the year... once in a while... Mr. Piranha: Fuk it, I'll just rob again-
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Ms. Tarantula: Christmas is canceled. Mr. Wolf: You can't cancel a holiday. Ms. Tarantula: Keep it up, Wolfie, and you'll lose New Year's too. Mr. Wolf: What does that mean? Ms. Tarantula: Shark, take New Year's away from Wolfie. Mr. Wolf: WHAT ARE YOU SAYI-
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Mr. Snake: Honest speaking, I kind of panic when people compliment me. Mr. Snake: Like what the heck am I supposed to say? Diane: Looking good today, Snake! Mr. Snake: *panicking* MERRY CHRISTMAS-
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Mr. Shark: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?? PUT ME DOWN, PLEASE!! Mr. Snake: *trying to put him on the Christmas tree* THE STAR. GOES ON TOP. Mr. Piranha: *singing* I'M GONNA BE A STAR. I'M GONNA BE, I'M I'M GONNA BE-
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Diane: So how big is the Christmas tree at your home this Christmas? Mr. Wolf: *opens his arms wide* I don't know, maybe this big?- Diane: *runs into his arms and hugs him* So, that's really big then? Diane: *smiles* Mr. Wolf: *blushes and wags his tail* yeah..
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A/N:
SO
I AM BACK-
I posted an announcement on my page but here's an ss for those who havent followed me ehe-
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So basically, I am back and now i want to get back on posting more.
Stay tuned for more coming SOON EHEUHRUE-
i dontknow if theres a schedule again but NAHHHH-
Again, thank you for the support and love you give eufhejr and STAY SAGE GIRLIEEESSSSSSS ♡♡♡♡♡
