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Mr. Snake: GUYS, THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED. IT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
Mr. Wolf: *at the bottom bunk of the bed* ..and here I thought we were besties.

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Mr. Piranha: *looking insixe the fridge and sighs* I'm the only snack in this house, as always.
Ms. Tarantula: You better shUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE-

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Mr. Shark: If I cut off my leg..
Mr. Shark: ..and swing it on you,
Mr. Shark: Am I kicking you or hitting you?
Chief Luggins:
Chief Luggins: You'll probably mentally scar me more than anything.

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Professor Marmalade: *about the "experiment" failing, and Diane about to call the cops* Diane, I think you being a little too harsh.
Diane: Oh wow, thanks. That's good to know. I was trying to be extremely harsh so I'll crank it up a bit-

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Mr. Wolf: My cat died today. : c
Mr. Snake:
Mr. Snake: ...get a new one-

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Tiffany Fluffit: *sees all the drama happening, then turns to the camera* As you see, sisters are snapping today-
Diane: OH MY GOHD, PLEASE SHUT THE FUK UP. THANK YOU-

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Mr. Piranha: GUYS! I THINK I HAVE A BAD IDEA!
Mr. Shark: What KIND of bad idea?
Ms. Tarantula: I would prefer a good idea.

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Chief Luggins: Your house is on fire and you have 60 seconds! What will you take!?
Mr. Snake: A NAP!
Chief Luggins: N O-

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Diane: My name is Diane with no "Y".
Mr. Piranha: But Diane doesn't have an "Y" in it.
Diane: That's what I just said.
Mr. Piranha:
Mr. Piranha: ..HUH?

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Ms. Tarantula: *texting* Hey, Wolfie. Whatchu doing tonight?
Mr. Wolf: More like WHO am i doing tonight! Hehe-
Ms. Tarantula: ...
Mr. Wolf: No one, sadly. What's up-

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