Diane: So are you two friends?
Mr. Wolf: Yes.
Mr. Snake: No.
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Mr. Shark: *got blind for some reason* KILL THE BUG!!!
Ms. Taruntula: ....that's a gecko.
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Mr. Piranha: Can I bother you for a second?
Mr. Snake: You're always bothering me, but go on.
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Diane: *about Mr. Wolf* I want a BF.
Ms. Tarantula: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend, or breast feed? Because you are being vague here.
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Mr. Shark: *after getting a job as a life guard* Hmm.. I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are.
Mr. Snake: You won't believe me when I say this, but those people aRE DROWNING!
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Mr. Piranha: WHATCHU SAYIN!? WHATCHU SAYING?? I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoE.
Mr. Wolf: OOOHHH-
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Ms. Tarantula: *sees something falling* Look, a shooting star! Make a wish, Diane!
Diane: I think it's a person... *sees it's dead body* IT'S A PERSON, TARANTULA!
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Mr. Shark: I wanna sneeze but I can't.
Mr. Snake: I wanna die but I can't.
Mr. Shark: ....Snake..-
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Mr. Wolf: Will you hold something for me?
Diane: Oh sure, what is it?
Mr. Wolf: *reaches out his arm* My hand?
Ms. Tarantula: *plays Careless Whisper*
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Mr. Piranha: I had NOTHING to do with it!
Mr. Piranha: ...okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it-
•••end
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FanfictionI like this movie too, its just that i think Mr. WOLF and DIANE FOXINGTON hot and hot TOGETHER. WDYM IM A FURRY-
