Adaline coughed as she drowned in the fluffy, squishy cake. It was too sweet. The odor of too many sugared Oreos was nauseating! Adaline half-mindedly decided that she would get checked for diabetes later.
Adaline started to dig herself out, even though it seemed impossible since every time she swiped away the cream, more cake just fell on her. "OWWWWWW!" she yelped as something unexpected bit her hand. She pulled herself up and found Alice demonically chewing on her hand. "WHAT THE HECK????" Adaline hollered.
Alice apologized. "I was eating the cake."
"OFF THE FLOOR???"
"Yeah? Of course!"
"WHY!?"
"'Cause it's good! Plus, this way there'll be less germs!"
"LESS???"
"Mmhm!"
Adaline officially decided she needed to send Alice to an asylum.
Instead, she told her, "you need to get yourself checked for diabetes." Then Alice let out a very loud burp. "At least there's still Chocolate Cake Day, Strawberry Cake Day, Cheesecake d-" Nathalia interrupted loudly, staring at Adaline. "WHO TOLD HER ABOUT THOSE?????????!!!!!"
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