Short Stories + Fanfic or AU ideas and spoofs [2022, complete]

Who's more likely to? {Faz X Mike}

// may 30, 2022? this stuff was cannon when i made it *shrug* //

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Mike. Faz has like 5 bucks. Mike buys stuff at the store like 'oh he'd like this' and Faz's just like "T-thanks?"

2: Who sleeps on the other's lap?

Faz. He's the smol bean. He also sleeps very easily usually

3: Who tells the other not to stay up late and which one does it anyway?

Faz~ Please don't stay up all night.

Mike~ I won't. *playing games*

Mike~ *looks at the clock hours later*

Clock~ *1:45 am*

Mike~ Welp

4: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them it's okay and makes them both cookies?

Mike. Mike has the power of being unable too cook. He can only make frozen pizza, heat up chicken nuggets, and make ramen.

Mike~ *tries to make cookies* Uh- hay Faz?

Faz~ Yes? *looks at the mess of a kitchen* Oh. Don't worry I'll help

5: Which one reads OTP prompts and says "Hay that's us!" and which one goes "Eh, not really"?

Mike~ Hay that's like us

Faz~ Uh- maybe? 

6: Which one constantly wears the other's clothes?

Faz. He steals Mike's old sweater when it's cold. Not like he uses it.

7: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says "You remembered [insert], right?"

Faz prob be doing errands because Mike can't find anything if he tried. Then Mike would call him right when he leaves the store like "You remembered the Oreos, right?" Faz would just think, 'well maybe we'd have them if you didn't keep eating them' and walk back into the store.

8: Which one drives while the other tells them directions?

Mike drives because Faz doesn't like driving (like my mom) though he still doesn't like Mike driving. Mike is like "Wait was I supposed to turn?" Faz looks at him like 'we have a GPS. How did you not turn?'

9: Which one is posing while the other draws?

Faz can draw but um he doesn't really draw with posing. And if Mike tried, well, let's just say it won't end well.

10: If they were to rob a museum, which one backflips threw the lasers and which one is just strolling behind with a bag of chips.

Mike~ *backflips and epicness*

Faz~ *waits behind the lasers* How are you doing that?

11: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Mike: HavesomePurps *slurs*

Faz~ Mike... please stop

Mike~ Whyyy

Faz~ Your scaring me

12: Which one likes to surprise the other with lots of small random gifts?

Mike. Mike boi.

13: Which one keeps accidently using the other's last name instead of their own?

Mike~ I'm Mike Hax, and this is Faz Hax

Faz~ *wut*

Mike~ WaitImean-

// well i guess i found his old last name. i changed it Barok :P //

14: Which one screams about a spider and which one bring the spider outside?

Faz shrieks and hides behind the couch. Mike has to go take it outside.

15: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Mike does. He would give him his jacket like a friendly boi. Faz is the smol bean so it would end up like double the size of him lol

16: Who keeps getting threatened by the other's older overprotective sibling?

Prob Mike, if Faz had a sibling that is.

// Mike has been threatened more than once by Chang //

17: Who's the first to admit their feelings about the other?

Hmmm let's think. Well obviously, the shy, adorable purple cat not the brave and kind lynx /j

18: How would your OTP be at parenting?

The kid(s): *has a sugar high* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Faz: Mike. what did you do?

Mike: Nothing I just maybe gave 'em a bucket of candy.

Faz is the one who's trying to take care of the kid correctly lol

19: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one uses numbers as letters?

Mike: $up dUd3

Faz: Mike.

Mike: Y3s?

Faz: Use letters.

20: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Faz: *is crying*

Bully: Hah crybaby *kicks him*

Mike: Excuse me.

Bully: What do you want Bandages? *Mike has bandages around his waist that I will not explain*

Mike: *punches him in the stumic* Thats for hurting my boyfriend.

21: Which one makes bad puns while the other painfully smiles?

Mike would be making the pun. Faz would be like, "H-heh"

22: Who comes home from work to find out the other bought a puppy?

Faz: *opens door* Hi Mike-

Dog: Bark

Faz: M-mike?

Mike: Yes?

Faz: W-what is that?

Mike: a dog why?

Faz: ...

23: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when the other is tired?

Mike. he's kind and somehow has an infinate amount of energy