{Me, my bro, and my friend's D&D crew. Based on what legit happened}
A miss match crew walk into
the Bar of Phandelin
Edward sang and danced
Althea collapsed
Ingrid and Souvelies drunk some bear
Galoria got drunk and yelled her head off
Iris woke up from a drunken sleep
Galoria screamed something about "who wants to get themselves killed?"
Iris raised her hand and joined the crew
The Night went on
Galoria got more drunk
She sang and danced with Edward
Souvelies called it a night
He got his crew tried to leave
Dragging Althea and pulling Galoria
Galoria grabbed her spear and swong around in a drunkin rage
Edward was bonked apon the head
Ingrid hit her on the head and nocked her out
A bandit crew they fought before they could leave
Edward hit Galoria to wake her up
She swung her axe and chopped of the rouge's head
Souvelies missed his shot
They ran to the Inn dragging 200 pound 5 foot Althea
The next morning Galoria hit Edward apone the head to wake him up
Althea collapsed again
Galoria got herself drunk once more
Edward sung, never drinkin a bear
They went to Inn keeper asking about some bandits
He told them about a manner and they left to get themselves killed
Edward sung and played his floot
The crew draged him back inside
While the DM thought of how bad they'll do on their quest
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