i'm just tryna sell cookies dude

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by narrypupe11

by narrypupe11

(please listen to the song above, it makes the story a lot better)

it was a sunny day and you were standing by your mother outside of target.

you guys had a big plastic table, and were selling girl scout cookies.

"i have to use the bathroom, i'll be right back y/n, you know what to do if someone wants to buy cookies." your mother said to you.

she walked into target.

the minute she left you saw some big ugly clown looking at you from the parking lot.

you watched in whoreror as the ugly man walked toward you.

"ooOOoOohhhHhh! cookies~" the ugly clown pedo said.

"uhh yeah, they're $18 a box, want any?" you said

the ugly man just stared into your eyes. you stared into his.

"uhh, w-want to b-buy any?" you asked, you're voice started to shake.

"noooooo~" the ugly man answered.

"uh, o-ok?" you said.

as soon as you turned around the ugly man picked you up and flung you over his shoulder.

"i want you bbg~" he said with an ugly voice.

"DONT YOU ALREADY HAVE ILLUMI WHY DO YOU NEED ME!?" you asked in fear.

"GHBEBHEHEEEBBBBAAAAAA...,.,," he replied as he speed walked while grabbing your lower leg.

you kicked and tried to get out of his grip but you couldn't.

"why are you trying to mooooOooOvEe?" he asked.

"BECAUSE YOURE TERRIFYING AND I WANT THE COOKIES" you answered.

he completely ignores you.

"sooOooO, let's get to know each other." he says, you still thrown over his shoulder.

"why." you answer.

"OOooOOOh because~ tell me, what is your name?" he asked.

"y/n. now shut up and bring me back." you answer.

hisoka falls to his knees and starts drooling. he flings you off his shoulder so you are facing him and he stares deeply into your soul.

"Y/n?.?.,.,,, BARK BARK..,,,, AWOOGA BARK BARK GRRRRRRRR.,,,,,~~" hisoka says.

"what the fork you ok" you ask him.

"Y/N IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NAMEEE BARK BARK.,,., GGRRRRRRR" hisoka answers.

while he is on his knees you kick him in the chin and run away.

he catches up to you.

"BBBAAABBBBYYYYYY Y/NNNN,,,,.,.,,, COMMMEEEE WIIITH MEEEEE,.,.,~" he said, literally screaming his head off in the target parking lot.

this time you ran so far away that you find your mom, take the cookies and never se the ugly man again.

thanks for reading you ugly sinners 😋😋😋🥰🥰🥰😌😍😜😙😙🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😩😩😩🤓🤓