obviously parents and texting aren't a good combination but an even worse combo is my dad texting me at 3 AM
"ask lisa if she knows where my man bag is" my father tells me @ 3 in the morning
lisa is the maid btw but when since does my dad have a man bag and why is he texting me this at 3 in the morning
and while reminiscing over this i remembered when my mom fell out with one of her co workers and she started talking shit to me
mom- u wouldnt understand blue, its adult stuff
me- ok
mom- shes rude, shes a bitch and her face makes me want to throw up
lol ok mom chillllll
wth is wrong w my family???????
p.s. my mom and i talk shit about U
