this is not about walkers chips ok?
welcome back to the 'everything blue' showw !! tonight, we're going to be ranting about school, and the types of people because everybody loved it so much last time. instead of talking about personality and character, we're talking about walkers because i know this is a hot topic!!
((i was thinking about jimmy fallon while watching that, thats why its weird lol))
theyre are three different kinds of walkers:
when people walk slower than me: oh my fucking god !!! your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us !! put some pep in your step grandma or get the fuck outta the way!!
when people walk faster than me: jesus fucking christ, are you on the run from the fucking police? this isnt a race, you can tone it down usain bolt, damnn
when people walk at the same pace as me: who the fuck gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me. get the fuck away from me before i call the cops!
moral of the story: only Chanel and Moschino can satisfy me
((should i write the next chapter about actual chips???¿))
