lmao adrian is my younger brother, hes 9
this chapter is kinda like the one i wrote for my chemistry teacher because sometimes he says the craziest stuff its actually so funny
"whY DOES THIS MONEY SMELL LIKE BLOOD??!"
"i think chandler's dead"
((chandler is my youngest brother, hes 8 & he was only sleeping because it was 3 AM..))
"i know it must be hard for you to be attractive because youre not"
((HE SAID THIS TO MY FRIEND ALLI OmG))
"fix your face" he says to my other brother, Josh, hes 13
"why does kylie jenner even need to darken her skin isnt she dark enough already standing in her sisters' shadows ??¿"
jr- my old tweets are so embarrassing. i hate myself
me- u dont even have twitter
my mom- ur nine
jr- i thought that would be a relatable thing to say. god *rolls eyes*
GUYS JR IS NINE!!! WTFF
