PET PEEVES

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you know whats fucking annoying? well ur about to find out bc im going to list them in an organised manner

1. people who point at their watch when they ask for the time... i know where my watch is pal where the hell is yours? do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?

2. people who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually

3. when people say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too?" damn right! what good is cake if you cant eat it

4. when people say "its always the last place you look" of course it is. why the hell would you continue to look after you found it?

5. when people say while watching a film "did you see that?" no loser, i paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor!!!11!!!1!!!!!

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