so basically all my science teachers are out of their minds like legit CRAZY. my theory is its because theyre all scientists
but my chem teacher is a good kind of crazy
and shes really funny but she also hates our class period because we talk ALL THE TIME so yeah
anyways here are some (amusing) things my chemistry teacher has said
me- mary's party is on the wednesday night so...
chem teacher- so what blue? ur going to be so drunk u won't be able to get into school?? GET IT TOGETHER, *scoffs* i aint rescheduling no test ((she says with absolute sass))
"remember the formulae as STD, a lot of you will most likely end up with one..."
"on top your going to write formula unit but im lazy right now so im just going to write F.U"
*whole class is throwing around paper and screaming*
"what the hell?? SHUT UP, you fuckers"
kid- i think the lesson is over
chem teacher- oh my god it is. what the hell.... what happened??
"i WILL name my first born female casserole"
*calls babies fresh humans*
"if you boys are going to talk about sex please use the correct terms. its ORAL!"
"i am not getting paid enough to be in company with you idiots"
chem teacher- "where do you buy your condoms, phoebe?"
phoebe- "uhhhh.... im gay..??"
chem teacher- "so it isnt true that you hooked up with that one guy once because his parents had a pool?"
phoebe- "well-"
chem teacher- "yeah thats what i thought"
"can someone gift me the PinkPrint on iTunes???¿"
"CHANEL MADE ME DO IT!"
*watches video commercial about wearing seat belts and dying... yeah*
"HA! stupid bitch!!"
"voldermort......... ..... nothings happening..??¿"
"i hate this class so much"
