FANGIRL PROBLEMS

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ok people that dont have an 'obsession' with a celebrity/ties dont understand how hard it is to be a fangirl, and to make it even worse for me i live in Europe which actually makes ir so much harder

here is a list of some of my problems w small explanationnsss

hopefully you can relate

1. when youre not at their most eventful concert

omFGGG NOOO. now i know u can all relate to this. > when ariana started her tour & then on this random night Justin Bieber & Big Sean & Cashmere just come up outta nowhere or when miley was on tour and sky ferreira and lily allen are there or when tori kelly was on tour and ariana and justin were there

😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

like r u sirius rn???¿

2. when ur friends dont understand the fangirl life so u cant hardcore fangirl around them

this is why internet friends are better than real life friends. irl friends suck

3. when i make a fangirl joke around none fangirls and they dont get it

"do you believe in love at first sight?"

"i believe in love at first episode / album"

"????¿"

4. when u miss follow, tweet, dm, *basically everything* sprees

theres nothing worse than waking up on a monday morning, already feeling like shit because its monday then logging into the twitter app and seeing that your fave followed eveyone on earth and haf the residents on mars.

5. no one understanding the whole internet friend thing

me: but mom, i have friends on the internet
parents: PEDOPHILES
friends: PEDOPHILES
*basically eveRYONE*: PEDOPHILES
me: well we like the same band so its okay

6. when u like *band / celebrity* & no guy u know in real life is like them so u plan on being alone forever

lmao im not even going to talk about this bc i have a boyf

7. when ur parents insult their own son-in-law and think its just banter

i was half way through writing this then i remembered i have a boyfriend lmao but seriously, who do you think you are, mom?

8. when ur best friend hates them

are we even friends anymore? like fr

9. fake fans

k bye u basic unwanted failed abortion irrelevant hoes ((sorry not sorry. ok maybe i am))

10. the ocean

i think the biggest problem of all, like why cant i just walk on water?¿

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