Seven | BTS ✓

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Jimin punches another hole in the wall of the hallway as he stomps his way towards his throne room.

"Your Majesty, it truly isn't a big deal-"

"Are you that much of a fucking moron? Somebody broke my throne and it's not a big deal? Are you sure that's what you want to say to the Prince of Wrath in this moment where I feel the need to punch things?" he snaps, glaring at the man who is running to keep up with him.

"My apologies," he says, out of breath.

Once he gets to the throne room, he immediately groans in annoyance at who is standing in the room waiting for him.

"Hello, grumpy butt number two!" Lucy says cheerfully.

"My Queen!" the other demon bows in respect. "What are you doing here?"

"Leave us, darling boy," she smiles as she glances at him for a moment before returning her attention to Jimin.

After the demon leaves and shuts the doors behind him, Jimin scowls at her.

"Grumpy butt number two? If anything I'm number one because I'm the original- Wait, fuck. Don't call me that at all! Why are you here?" he snaps impatiently.

"Well, I thought it would be funny if I broke something of yours and then blamed it on Namjoon. But then I remembered that he's too scared of you to come visit so now here we are with your broken throne and nobody to blame," she pouts.

Jimin rolls his eyes. "Do I look like I'm in the mood for your games? And fix my throne, asshole."

"Did you just call your Queen an asshole?" she asks, eyebrows raised and hands on her hips.

He laughs. "You're not very good at looking angry. You're too cutesy for that."

"While cutesy is better than asshole, I still don't appreciate your tone of voice, grumpy butt number two."

"Don't you have something important to do? I swear all you do is run around and mess with all of us," he says, pushing past her to see his chair broken into multiple pieces. "Fix this right now."

"Sorry, I gotta go do important things," she mocks him.

"Fuck you," he yells.

"Someone's short-tempered today."

He glares at her. "One more word and I'm going to call your boyfriend and tell him to mourn the loss of his girl because I am going to fucking kill you."

"Knock knock."

"No," he says.

"Knock knock."

"Lucy, I swear-"

"Just play along! Stop pretending you hate me just because it makes your 'I hate everything and everyone' image stronger. We both know you have a soft spot for me so just play along. Just this one time. Pretty please?" she pouts, sticking her lower lip out and folding her hands together in front of her chest.

Jimin sighs loudly. He knows she's right. Even though he does hate everything and everyone, this annoying ass girl has a special place in his life, as much as he wishes she didn't.

"Who's there?"

"Well of course you wouldn't know. You're too short to see through the peep hole!" she exclaims before doubling over in laughter.

"Lucy, I will give you five seconds to run because of that soft spot I have for you. After that, I am throwing every weapon I own into your back."

"Don't you dare! This dress is new," she says, holding up her hands as a defense.

"5."

"Grumpy butt number two, stop it!"

"4."

"Grumpy butt number one?"

"3."

"Jiminie cricket?"

"2."

"JIMIN!"

"1."

"Shit!" she yelps and takes off running through the doors and down the hallway as he tears after her.

"Here, have another axe!" he yells as he conjures up his axe and uses all of his strength to launch it at her back.

She screams as it buries itself into the middle of her back and she faceplants into the floor.

"Rude," she says, her voice muffled as her face lays on the floor. "Fucker, get it out!" she yells as he stands a few feet away and watches her in amusement.

"What happened to you wanting to play, huh?" he asks, laughing.

"I'm so glad this is cheering you up, love. Sincerely. But I promise if you don't get this axe out of my back, I will break every bone in your body."

"I like you much better when you let your anger out," Jimin says as he yanks the axe out of her back. "Sorry about your dress."

"You'll just have to replace it," she shrugs as she stands up before slipping in her own puddle of blood and falling back to the floor.

Jimin snorts as he starts laughing loudly, clutching his stomach. "You always know how to cheer me up, Lucy."

"Yes. All of this was on purpose," she groans as she reaches her hand out towards him. "Help me."

"Only if you let me be grumpy butt number one," he says, grinning.

"Deal," she nods her head and he grasps her hand.

She smirks before yanking him down into the puddle of her blood.

"What the fuck?!" he yells and now she is the one clutching her stomach and laughing.

She leans over and gives him a quick peck on his cheek before standing up.

"Now I have to go take a shower. That was payback," she says, pointing at him.

"I swear-"

"Bye!" she exclaims and disappears.

He sighs in defeat. "Damn that girl."