🔪 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐁𝐐 𝐒𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐞 [𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨]

The Nightly Double(s)

What could I do other than say 'yes?!' that would be completely insane. Luckily, I'm more than insane. I'm a little freakaaayyy *insert image*. Hoe life or no life, baby.

Johnny looked like he would explode out of joy right there and then if he stayed any longer, so he spared me a quick 'see you then' and ran off into Ponyboy's room, probably to talk his ear off about the king itself, moi.

I had all day to kill before our little date tonight, so I decided to go on a walk. And by walk I mean go hit up an old acquaintance of mine on the West side... this was going to be so much fun!

I walked the driveway of the house of one particular big shot like it was my own catwalk. Purr. I rang the doorbell twice and used what scarce courteous time I had to touch up my punk Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way-inspired makeup. I add more volume to my voluminous, crusty eyelashes.

I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black.I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather jacket, pink fishnets and black combat boots.I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.Suddenly it started to cloud and rain, which I was very happy about.A lot of preps stared at me.I put up my middle finger at them. They're just a bunch of jealous hoes.

Anyways someone finally answered the door, it was Bob. He licked his lips and then we made out on his sofa for the next six hours until I had to leave to go get ready for my hot date. Although I didn't need to do much since I'm smokin' hot and attractive all year round, every second of the day.

I got back to the Curtis's and Soda asked where I was. I told him I fell asleep while on my walk, and he seemed to buy it. I went straight into the bathroom to touch up my makeup and hair but I didn't know Johnny was using it. He was in the bath and luckily for him I guess, he swiped the shower curtains closed, leaving me to fix my hair and makeup. It took me like, four hours and Johnny refused to finish up with me in the bathroom the duration of it.

When we were all ready, Soda and Steve looked suspiciously at me. Ugh, they're so jealous! Darry told us to stay safe and made sure Johnny was carrying his switchblade with him. He's a little pussy so of course he does.

As we were leaving Ponyboy threw something at Johnny. It was two wrappers of some sort.

Condoms.

Johnny got, like, so red that it shouldn't even be biologically possible.

"Ponyboy are you a focking idioht?" I screamed, then immediately clamped my hands around my mouth. I haven't told anyone before, but my inner British accent comes out whenever I'm mad or sad...!

Ponyboy looked at me weirdly, and yelled as if I was a dummy dumb hoe, "Mpreg exists in this universe, DUH! Who do you think the author is?"

"That's not the point, twilight sparkle."

We were already miles away from the house so we didn't hear him cuss us out afterwards. Teehee~!

One the way there, we happened to run into none other than Danielle, all roughed-up, blond hair, icy blue eyes and looked like Gabriel if he was a elf and a hoodlum. He was taking a drag out of his cigarette when we caught his line of vision.

"Oh, hi Dally," Johnny said, smiling.

"Johnny! What you getting up to this time o' the night?" he said, his voice low and husky.

"Nuthin'." Johnny replied, looking away.

"No you ain't. Who's the broad?"

"Bee." I corrected, rolling my glossy glass blue eyes like limpid tears. "And we're on a DATE, so please excuse us, cutie!" I giggled and tip-tapped away, leaving a confused Daniela behind and dragging Johnny along with me.

"U-Um, sorry 'bout him. That was my friend Dallas... you've probably heard of him."

"You bet your ass I did!" I said, chirpily. Oh yeah, Dallas Wedgie Winston! I remember now!

When we arrived, the movie house was real busy. I was about to enter the good, safe, and legal way until Johnny pulled me aside and told me to crawl through a dent in the fence. He picked it up from Dallas, I assume!

I put a finger to my lips. "Woah, you a bad boy arent'cha?"

He chuckled awkwardly and helped me through the fence. Now we were in. We managed to find a good seat and waited for the movie to start. They were playing something about roomates in a boys military academy. I thought one of the characters looked a lot like my Johnny here.

I guess Johnny found it a bit difficult to focus on the movie, because he kept staring at me instead of the screen. Huh, maybe I should've brought him to a hill to watch the sunset, so I could say that the scene was really pretty and then he'd stare at me all hallucinatory and say like, "yeah.............rEAL pretty."

Mid-movie, Johnny kept trying to fake yawn and sling his arm around my seat all smooth-like but he kept pussying out, so he sat up and went to the concession to grab a couple of cokes. I stopped him, because I'm just gallant like that, and went to get the cokes instead.

That was my first mistake.

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