Ch.5:Going good

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Wolf and Julie:We're gonna go good!

The others sat there confused.

Tarantula:Uh, you totally lost me.

Piranha:I told him to stop drinking out of the toilet.

Shark:Hey, did you two get hit on the head?

Julie:What? No, we didn't get hit on the head.

Shark:My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor, and after that, he only swam in a circle.

Wolf: No, no, g-guys, guys, you're not following. We're gonna pretend to go good. Just a few days with Marmalade. And then we roll into the gala as Good Guys and roll out scot-free with-

Group:The Golden Dolphin.

Wolf:You got it. Since when do we not finish a job? The Bad Guys become the Good Guys so we can stay the Bad Guys. You know what I'm saying?

The group laughed.

Snake:Bad Guys acting good? It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing. It's fantastic. Wolf, you're a genius.

The group continued to laugh.

Wolf:It's gonna be, like, the most relaxing con ever, like a vacation.

Piranha:Oh, oh. A con-cation.

Shark:Ooh! My parents met on a con-cation.

The next morning, the crew arrived at Marmalade's mansion.

Wolf:Wow.

Tarantula:Big and fancy.

Julie:You can say that again.

Shark:Rodent's got taste. Okay.

Snake:Huh. Almost makes me want to be cute.

Marmalade:They say experience is the best teacher. And they are wrong. I am. Good morning, students of goodness. And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.

Piranha:A giant butt.

Piranha was pointing at the meteorite behind Marmalade.

Piranha was pointing at the meteorite behind Marmalade

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Marmalade:Huh? Uh, it's-it's not a butt. It's a lamp.

Marmalade clapped and the holes on the Meteorite lit up.

Marmalade:In the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest-

Piranha:I wonder whose butt it is.

The others were a little nervous about what Piranha was saying.

Wolf:Uh...

Marmalade:Once again, it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a heart. Now, as I was saying-

Piranha:Then why does it have cheeks?

The others tried shushing him.

Shark:Shut up!

Piranha:What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.

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