Wolf and Julie:We're gonna go good!
The others sat there confused.
Tarantula:Uh, you totally lost me.
Piranha:I told him to stop drinking out of the toilet.
Shark:Hey, did you two get hit on the head?
Julie:What? No, we didn't get hit on the head.
Shark:My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor, and after that, he only swam in a circle.
Wolf: No, no, g-guys, guys, you're not following. We're gonna pretend to go good. Just a few days with Marmalade. And then we roll into the gala as Good Guys and roll out scot-free with-
Group:The Golden Dolphin.
Wolf:You got it. Since when do we not finish a job? The Bad Guys become the Good Guys so we can stay the Bad Guys. You know what I'm saying?
The group laughed.
Snake:Bad Guys acting good? It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing. It's fantastic. Wolf, you're a genius.
The group continued to laugh.
Wolf:It's gonna be, like, the most relaxing con ever, like a vacation.
Piranha:Oh, oh. A con-cation.
Shark:Ooh! My parents met on a con-cation.
The next morning, the crew arrived at Marmalade's mansion.
Wolf:Wow.
Tarantula:Big and fancy.
Julie:You can say that again.
Shark:Rodent's got taste. Okay.
Snake:Huh. Almost makes me want to be cute.
Marmalade:They say experience is the best teacher. And they are wrong. I am. Good morning, students of goodness. And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.
Piranha:A giant butt.
Piranha was pointing at the meteorite behind Marmalade.
Marmalade:Huh? Uh, it's-it's not a butt. It's a lamp.
Marmalade clapped and the holes on the Meteorite lit up.
Marmalade:In the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest-
Piranha:I wonder whose butt it is.
The others were a little nervous about what Piranha was saying.
Wolf:Uh...
Marmalade:Once again, it's not a butt. Thank you. It's a heart. Now, as I was saying-
Piranha:Then why does it have cheeks?
The others tried shushing him.
Shark:Shut up!
Piranha:What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.
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The Rookie (The Bad Guys x Raccoon reader)
FanfictionJulie Smith is a raccoon child and the daughter of Terrance Smith, a wealthy business man. Despite her seemingly luxurious life, her father neglects her severely, seeing her as nothing but a waste of money. However, one night, she is kidnapped by no...