The group had just arrived at the prison and were being processed.
Shark:I can't believe we got double-crossed by a tiny rodent.
Snake:Oh, we got double-crossed by a rodent all right,but, uh, not a tiny one. Two actually. A small one, and a big one.
Wolf:What?
Snake:This was supposed to be us conning Marmalade. It turns out it was Wolf and Raccoon conning us. Does that sound familiar to you two?
Julie:Why-why would you think that?
Snake:Oh, I don't know, maybe because you guys just sabotaged the biggest heist of our lives. I think you two owe us an explanation.
Wolf:Okay. You're right. This is what happened. Back in the museum, we just tried to steal an old lady's purse.
Julie:You know, a classic villain routine.
Tarantula:Tried to? Since when do either of you try to steal something and not just steal it?
Wolf:We we're trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and...
Julie:We kinda helped her...
Snake:What?
Wolf:We kind of helped her
Piranha:But then you stole her purse.
Wolf:(chuckling)No, we didn't. We saved the old lady, and she hugged us, and my tail wagged-
Julie:And I blushed-
Wolf:-but it felt, uh, you know... good.
Shark, Tarantula and Piranha gasped.
Piranha:Ah. But then you stole the purse.
Group:NO!
Snake:You know, I heard what the pig said to you two about cutting the rest of us loose.
Shark:Wait. Like, "us" us?
Snake:But I never thought you guys actually do it.
Julie:What?
Wolf:Hey, hey, hey, hey. W-we would never... we were trying to...we were trying to find us a better life.
Snake:Our life was perfect until you two decided to ruin it.
Julie:We didn't.
Wolf:You guys felt it at the gala. The clapping, the cheering. We were more than... than just scary villains. They loved us.
Julie:Yeah, wasn't it nice to be liked for once?
Snake:Oh, yeah? If they loved us so much, how come we're in prison for a crime we didn't commit? You know what? I'll give Marmalade this. At least he sees the world for what it is: a place where some people are scary and some people are scared.
Wolf:Oh, yeah? Well, I'm tired of being scary. I'm-I'm tired of being an outcast.
Julie:And I'm tired of being treated like garbage by everyone around us. Maybe we don't want to be a...
Snake:What? Bad Guys? Don't want to be Bad Guys anymore, huh? Say it, either of you. Say it.
The two kept silent.
Snake:Yeah, I thought so. And us, your lifelong friends/family? We're just holding you back?
Wolf and Julie:Yeah, maybe you are!
The rest of the crew were in shock.
Julie:S-Snake, we didn't...
Snake coiled around the two, who began to fight Snake.
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The Rookie (The Bad Guys x Raccoon reader)
FanfictionJulie Smith is a raccoon child and the daughter of Terrance Smith, a wealthy business man. Despite her seemingly luxurious life, her father neglects her severely, seeing her as nothing but a waste of money. However, one night, she is kidnapped by no...
