The rest of the group arrived back at the lair and were shocked to see that it was completely empty!
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Snake:Wolf and Raccoon gave away all our loot. We stole it fair and square!
Piranha:Now I understand what it feels like to have things stolen from you. (shuddering breaths)I don't like it! I really don't like it! (whimpers)
Snake saw that the pictures they took were still on the fridge.
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He opened the freezer and saw there was one push pop still in it, and he took it.
Shark:We got no food. We got no money. We got no money we could use to buy food. No food we can sell for money!
Shark began to cry. To the shock of the others, Snake actually gave the push pop to Shark! He didn't trick Shark like he always did.
Snake:All right, okay, okay. Here, here. Take it. Now, stop crying, buddy.
The others were speechless.
Tarantula:Um, Snake, what did you just do?
Snake: What? My friend was sad. I was just cheering him up.
Shark:You... you did a good thing. For me.
Snake:Don't be ridiculous. I just put your needs before my own.
Tarantula:Yeah. You're being good. Heh, I can just hear Ringtail teasing you.
Snake:I'm not. I was simply making a sacrifice so Shark could be happy.
Tarantula:That is the actual definition of being good.
Shark:Snake, you, the worst one of us, the most selfish.
Tarantula:Spiteful.
Shark:Terrible.
Piranha:Sneaky.
Tarantula:Dishonest.
Shark:Insensitive.
Tarantula:Manipulative.
Piranha:Snakelike.
Shark:Stanky.
Snake:And your point is?
Tarantula:I think Wolf and Raccoon were right. Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.
The group's parts started wagging
Tarantula:Is this... is this wagging? We're-we're wagging.
However, Snake had a different reaction.
Snake:No, no, no! We'll always! Be! BAD GUYS!!
He slammed the fridge shut, causing every picture to fall off except for the one they took on Snake's birthday. And Snake left in anger.
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