Raine: *holding a bottle* Is this apple blood or perfume?
Eda: *chugs entire bottle*
Eda: It's perfume.
Luz: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Gus: Scrabble? Scrabbles great.
Luz: Not when you're playing with Hunter, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
Luz: Did you get anything done today?
Hunter: No.
Luz: Okay. Did you at least rest and relax today?
Hunter: Somehow, also no.
Camilla: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Hunter: Aww, thanks-
Camilla: That's not a good thing.
Hunter: All I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.
Hunter: Where are we going?
Luz: I'm taking you home.
Hunter: This is not the way to the emperor's castle, Luz!
Luz: Oh no, not your home. My home.
Hunter:
Luz: My home.
*Willow and Darius show up*
Hunter: Great. My girlfriend and my dad are here. I mean, Head Witch Dad. I mean- I know Darius isn't my dad... he's my uncle! Hi, Captain!
Luz: I wish you could block people in real life...
Hunter: Murder-
Amity: *shoving her hand over Hunter's mouth* Restraining order.
Hunter: No one wants me.
Literally everyone: We can take you in.
Hunter: NO ONE WANTS ME.
