Eda: I can't hold onto you, you're too heavy
Raine: Pretend I'm your child Eda
Eda: *loosens grip*
Raine: NOT HOOTY
Hunter, to Gus, lying facedown on his bed, regretting everything: And then I called her Mom.
Camilla, to Luz, on the verge of tears: And then he called me Mom.
King: Leave me to my dark bidding on the internet!
Luz: What are you bidding on?
King: ...Some limited edition stuffed animals.
Phillip: I'm sensing some hostility here...
Luz: Good, because we hate you.
Darius: Oh my titan Hunter you're bleeding!
Hunter: No it's fine, don't worry I've had worse.
Darius: Your entire stomach is cut open and you're telling me "don't worry" and "I've had worse" in the same sentence?
Hunter: yes it's not a big deal.
Darius: IT IS!
Amity to Luz: Here, I brought you flowers... They need sunshine, so you were the obvious choice.
Lilith: Terra isn't talking to me.
Raine: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Luz: Belos sucks. He's the opposite of a box of donuts.
Gus: A toilet full of broccoli.
Eda: Kid, listen carefully. Life is a journey.
Luz: Uh-huh?
Eda: That's all I got. I don't have any other advice.
Hunter: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Luz: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.
Amity: Turn around.
Amity: No, the other way.
Amity: Again, the other way.
Amity: Okay, one more time.
Hunter: OH MY TITAN WHERE ARE YOU?!
Amity: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
Willow, before leaving: No drinking. No drugs. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
Willow: Oh titan, I'm giving them ideas.
Principal Bump: Edalyn...
Young Eda: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
