💛Error oneshots💛

Peppered burgs and drizzled pastries!

🍩🍔...( *・∀・)ノ゛(・・；)...🍔🍩

Error and Red's relationship was... a complicated one to say the least.

Neither one could quite exactly pinpoint the exact moment their friendship began, the advancement was muddled out by all of the quarrels and frolics they had with each other and, occasionally with others. The moment they made that connection had come silently and left all too quickly, not to mention that their relationship was a rocky one, one that came with many bumps and one that could have so much progress thrown away with a simple statement formed by a misinterpretation, and yet somehow with Error's energetic insanity and Red's enteral exhaustion making things harder for them, they were maintaining it.

"Error?"

The two had gone from strangers to enemies, then friends, and maybe more. Error couldn't be too sure what went beyond that.

"I got us food Tootsie."

Right.

They were maintaining it, and their friendship was stable.

Making a small noise of acknowledgment he turned to meet Red, the first thing catching his attention being the purple casing and the brown bag that he held in each hand. With a swift movement, Red sat not far off Error's side and offered him the package. "It's your favorite, my treat" Red hummed, still holding out the package out to Error, who had not taken it yet. "...￥စụ ḑĺḑṋ'ŧ ⨎စṛġēŧ ŧⱨē ⨎ĺĮĮĺṋġ ṛĺġⱨŧ¿" Error grunted, his voice barely came above a whisper and was tinted with a layer of static which was expected from someone that fell under his sub-species. "You know I never do." Red chuckled, loosening his grip on the package as he watched Error reach out for the box with a soft tremble. Grabbing the package, Error opened it with impatient hands, the motion making Red chuckle more.

It was a pair of donuts from Muffet's bake sale, the pastries were drizzled with chocolate, and sprinkles were scattered across its surface. The sight of the sweets made a grin of unhinged glee spread across Error's face.

But he wasn't done yet of course.

Taking one of the donuts he took a bite out of the dessert, the force behind the action containing an unnecessary amount of wrath. It caused the chocolate inside it to spew out of the pastry, and its taste was almost euphoric to Error.

Error hummed, content with what he was given. "Ṇစŧ ⱨąĮ⨎ ƅąḑ ⨎စṛ şစ₥ēစṋē ωⱨစ çစ₥ēş ⨎ṛစ₥ ą şⱨĺŧ ĄႮ Įĺḱē ɏစụṛş." He quipped, but all he got in response was an eye roll accompanied by an "Of course it is Toots." As Error continued to eat his donuts, Red turned his attention to the bag that he sat next to him, reaching in and rummaging through its contents he took out a burger from Grillby's and bit into it. "So, how's your little collection been going" Red mentioned, but despite Red's attempt to make small talk, it seemed as if Error's attention was more focused on the burger that Red was holding, as they had paused with eating their donut to eye the burger.

...

Just what did a burger taste like anyway?

It had suddenly come apparent to the glitch that he had never tasted one, or that there was a case where he did and he just forgot. Grillby's food was often ham packed with magic, making it a good go-to when magic depleted but with all of the grease used in it it wasn't good to eat too often, thus making it a backup meal, knowing things like was like second nature to the destroyer but was the taste of a burg sweet? Smoky? Error didn't know. Error's eye-lights drifted from the burger Red was holding to the bag that was next to him.

But he could find out.

The movement had happened so quickly that Red didn't quite process what had happened, but before he could do anything about it Error had already stuffed the second burger into his mouth. "Hey!-" was the only protest he could rush out before a donut was too, shoved into his mouth. "Ťⱨēṛ₥ᵱⱨ, ṋစụ ωēṛ₥ ē∀ē₥ᵱⱨ." Error huffed, his voice muffled out by the burg that was still in his maw. Red simply stared at him with a "are you serious?" Glare before proceeding to eat the donut that he was coerced into taking. "Ą₥ḑ ą₥ƅစụŧ ₥ɏ çစĮĮēçŧĺစṋ." Error resumed, taking the burger out of his mouth. "ⵊŧş ƅēēṋ ġစĺṋ ġṛēąŧ, ē∀ēṋ ġစŧ ₥ɏ ⱨąṋḑ စṋ ą ŧṛĺṋḱēŧ ⨎ṛစ₥ ŧⱨē şēĮ⨎ ᵱṛစçĮąĺ₥ēḑ Ҝĺṋġ စ⨎ Ṇĺġⱨŧ₥ąṛēş him fucking self!" Boasting, his thoughts tracked back to when he had taken the artifact. "Ťⱨąŧ'ş ⱨစω ⵊ ġစŧ ŧⱨĺş şçąṛ!" He chirped, pointing to the cracks that outlined his eyelid. "That great bud just try to be more fuckin careful" Red scolded.

"𝝧ⱨ, şụçḱ ąşş!" Error barked, stuffing what was left of the burger into his mouth. His statement had come out a lot wheezier than he expected and... fuck, was it always this hot? Because Error swears that it wasn't when he came here to meet up with Red. Error let out a cough after swallowing the rest of the burger, "₣ⱨụçḱ, Ꮥⱨĺⱨŧ-"he felt sweaty alongside the wheezy breath that had taken place after he had eaten the burger. "Whoa there Tootsie, take it easy, here drink this" Red reassured, taking out a soda can from the bag and passing the soft drink to Error, who snatched the can from Red's hands and began jugging it.

"That better Toots?" Red asked while patting Error's back in quick motions, but a quick, wheezy "₣ụçḱ ɏစụ!" was all he got in response, which he gladly responded with a "Wow thanks for the gratitude".

It was only after Error had downed the entire can, the can itself, and his coughing and wheezing subsided along with a pregnant silence before either one of them decided to speak.

"I should have told you they were spicy huh?"

"￥ēą ḑĺᵱşⱨĺŧ, ɏစụ ᵱṛစƅąƅĮɏ şⱨစụĮḑ ⱨą∀ē."

Red let out a strained laugh before yelping, a sharp pain surging through his hand. Yanking it away, he checked on the skeletal limb to see what had happened only to be met with a sharp bite mark resting between his thumb and pinkie phalanges.

"YOU BIT ME!" Red barked, Error simply stuck out three of his tongues at him.

Yes.

Their relationship was stable indeed.

🍩🍔...( '‐ω‐) =з ('▽' )...🍔🍩

(Chapter end)

Word count: 1,053

And we're done!

FUCK it's some time, hasn't it? Now that school is finished I have more time to write and because of this, I've mostly been focusing more on drawing. Despite this, I will continue posting my brain farts for you all to read! And along with this I'm considering even writing stories about my personal AU's and oc's!

And with that out of the way, it's head-canon time :)
* If Red and Error were to be in a relationship, whether it be a romantic one or platonic one, Red would nickname call Error after the candy Tootsie because it fits right into Error's candy addiction!
But anywho that's all for now so I hope you enjoyed, and till next time!