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"That was great" Gordon says, gasping for air. "Want to do this again soon?" "S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Sure..!" says Kazukei. He had been internally screaming ever since they had started making out. He couldn't believe he just made out with the man of his dreams for 82 minutes! "Alright, see you later. I have to go yell at my idiot contestants." said Gordon, walking away. "W-W-W-Wait!!!" Kazukei shouted. Gordon stopped. "I-I-I never got your n-n-n-name!" Gordon smirked and said "Gordon, but call me Daddy Ramsay." "Oh no, I'm having another gay panic attack...!" Thought Kazukei, blushing so hard that all of the blood in his body rushed to his face. "O-Okay Daddy, see you later." Gordon smiled, winked, and gave Kazukei his number. "Later, sweetie." He said. On the way back home, all Kazukei could think about was Gordon. Those luscious lips, those deep blue eyes, that soft, glowing skin... Kazukei soon realized that he was bleeding out on his turtle. "HGFCJDYGVHRNDEJUSDHCDSJAJNAJGFJDKDHFDJKA4890JFDK" screamed Charles VI, his turtle. "OH MY GOD NOOO CHARLESSS HELP" Kazukei screams. He quickly remembered that Gordon gave him his number and called him. "Yes?" says Gordon. "Listen," says Kazukei "I accidentally poured blood all over my turtle and AHH HE'S DROWNING HELP!!!!!1!!11!!" Gordon jumps through his window. "Don't cry.. I'm here for you." Gordon wipes Kazukei's tears. "T-Thank you..." Why is he being so nice to me? Kazukei thought. Gordon hugs Kazukei tight and whispers into his ear "I'll never let you go." Kazukei vomits, cries, shits, does 17 summersaults, has a stroke, and goes into a coma. "I'm gay.." Gordon Ramsay smiles and says "So am I." 0.4 seconds later they start making out.
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Finding Yourself - Kazukei x Gordon Ramsay
RomanceOne day Kazukei meets the boy of his dreams while walking his turtle.. He gets a gay panic and instantly regrets it. ;) I'm still writing this be patient TW ICELANDIC PENIS MUSEUM
