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"This one? Ooh, or maybe this one?? Oh, oh! Or this one!-" "Are you sure you don't want this one?" Gordon was helping Kazukei find a new turtle, but it was hard when Kaz loved all of them so much. "Hey, you boys hurry it up back there!" "Sorry, just a moment!" Gordon checked the time. It was already 6 pm?? The shop owner was gonna close her store soon, and they had to hurry. Suddenly, Gordon saw it. It was perfect! "Hey, Kaz? Come check this out." Next to the shop owner was a turtle with the deepest eyes he had ever seen, a stunning seafoam color, and a shell so sparkly it looked like Kazukei's dress! "Holy crap, it's perfect! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" "No problem," replied Gordon. "Can we have this one?" he asked the owner of the store. "Oh, this little fella? Sure, just keep in mind that he can be a handful." "W-What kind of handful??" asked Kazukei, having Vietnam flashbacks from his other 7 turtles, now all deceased. "Well," the owner started, "this old couple returned him and told us they found him creating a plan for world domination." Kazukei was silent. "...It's perfect! Just like Charles IV all over again! We'll take him!!" "That'll be $76548393278.99, pink-haired boy." The owner of the store handed Kazukei a cage with the turtle in it, a can of food, a bottle of water, and a leaf plush. "Take good care of him!" she said. "We will, thank you!" he said. With that, she closed the shop.
When they got home, Kazukei placed him on the table. "I've given this a lot of thought, and I'm gonna name you Charles IX!!" "Calm down, Kaz," said Gordon. "Here, I got you something." Gordon handed Kazukei a manual that said "How to Take Care of Your Turtle: Most Efficient Ways to Help it Survive." Kazukei opened it to page 1. "Watch your turtle at all times," it read. Kazukei put it down and went to go get a bowl of food for Charles IX. Charles threw a rock at Gordon Ramsay and knocked him out. 10 minutes later, Charles was almost done with his evil plan. "Yes! With this, taking over the world should be a no-brainer!" he said. Then he heard footsteps. "My owner is coming back!! I need to hide everything!" he thought. "Okay, I'm back with your food!" said Kazukei. "G-Gordon!? Oh no, Gordon's DEAD!!! AAAHHHHHHJGHFJDGFKDL!!!!!!" screamed Kazukei. Then Charles threw a rock at him and he passed out. "Now to get rid of the evidence," Charles thought. He cleaned everything up, put his plan in a secret compartment of his cage, and waited for Gordon and Kazukei to wake up. He knew that when they did, they would be back to normal.
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Finding Yourself - Kazukei x Gordon Ramsay
RomanceOne day Kazukei meets the boy of his dreams while walking his turtle.. He gets a gay panic and instantly regrets it. ;) I'm still writing this be patient TW ICELANDIC PENIS MUSEUM
