Finding Yourself - Kazukei x Gordon Ramsay

Chapter 4 - The Date

Art made by me

Gordon knocks on Kazukei's bedroom door. "You ready in there?" "A-Almost!" replies Kazukei. "I hope he likes my outfit.."  Kazukei thought to himself. He had spent all of his life savings on it, and he was not going to let it go to waste. Kazukei came out of his bedroom wearing a sparkly 3,000 foot long red dress with 74 pounds of glitter and pictures of goofy cats printed all over it. "D-D-Do you like it?" Kazukei asked. Gordon was blushing so hard that his face was hotter than gold particles when they merge together, reaching more than 7.2 trillion degrees Fahrenheit. "Y-You look great! Let's go." Kazukei got into the back seat of Gordon's car and stared out the window. Gordon was driving at 100 mph and nearly crashed the car 13 times. "The way he drives is so hot.. he drives so recklessly!!" he thought. Suddenly, Kazukei found himself having another gay panic attack! Gordon stopped the car. "Are you okay? I-I heard you hyperventilating and-" Kazukei cut him off by screaming "GORDON RAMSAY IS SO HOT AND GAY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!111!111!1!21!!" Gordon Ramsay blushed. "O-Oh no, did I say that out loud??? Holy fuck.." Said Kazukei blushing. "I'm glad you think so" Gordon replied. Kazukei smiled and had a stroke. "Now close your eyes," Gordon said, "where we're going is a surprise." "O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Okay..!" said Kazukei, closing his eyes. 29 minutes later, Gordon stopped the car. "We're here!" he said. Kazukei got out of the car and opened his eyes. "Wow, it's beautiful!!" Kazukei found himself at the Icelandic Penis Museum. "What are you waiting for? Let's go in!" Gordon said, taking him by the hand and walking inside. After 2 hours of admiring the beautiful penis statues, figures, models, and thrift shops, Gordon brought Kazukei to his favorite part of the museum. Kazukei blushed. "I-It's amazing.." he said. Kazukei was deeply moved by all the drawings and little figures of men having sex. Finally, Gordon pointed to a painting in a gold frame at the top of the wall. "Do you like it?" he asked. "D-Did you make this!?" Kazukei said, amazed. He was staring and pointing at a picture of Gordon and Kazukei showing each other their abs. "Yeah, I put it in here last Tuesday. What do you think?" Kazukei hugged Gordon as tight as he could and shoved his face into his chest. "I love it." he said, blushing. Gordon smiled, chuckled, and said "I'm glad."