Finding Yourself - Kazukei x Gordon Ramsay

Chapter 3 - Bonding with Gordon

One week later, Kazukei lied in bed scrolling through his phone. He found a picture of Gordon dressed up as a catgirl maid waifu on his Instagram and started blushing. He got a call from his mom which startled him, and he threw his phone out the window which traveled 9164r375483947458329 miles and hit the Eiffel tower. Then he picked up. "Hello?" "Listen, honey," said his Mom (Gundham Tanaka). "I'm gonna be taking a vacation to Shanghai for 57 years, take care of the house for me, okay?" "Okay." said Kazukei. "...I'm really sorry your dad died last week." Kazukei hung up and started sobbing so hard that his tears flooded his basement and all of his houseplants died because they drank too much water. Ever since Kazuichi had died, he wasn't the same. Who was he supposed to talk to about having gay panics now?? Kazuma made fun of him for it, but he knew she was in love with K-pop boys so that made him feel less insecure. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. "W-Who is it?" He opens the door, and Gordon says hi. He immediately slams the door and starts crying. Gordon texts him form outside.

G: What's wrong?

K: N-Nothing..

G: Come on, I know when you're sad.

K: M-M-M-M-M-M-My dad died last week!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

G: Please let me in to your house

Kazukei opens the door and wipes his tears. Gordon hugs him and Kazukei bawls over his shoulder. Kazukei shyly pouts in the corner blushing, crying, throwing bricks, licking the walls, doing jumping jacks, getting a seizure, diagnosing himself with cancer, stomping his feet, drinking Kool-Aid, pissing, and yelling gibberish at the top of his lungs. Gordon pats his head and says "Touch me." Kazukei touches his face and they start making out. After 52 hours, Kazukei falls asleep and Gordon shoves 782 sunny side up eggs down Kazukei's throat. "See you in the morning, Kaz." says Gordon.