"Are you okay there??" asked Gordon. "What..?" replied Kazukei, opening his eyes. He had been asleep for 19859 hours now. He looked out the window to see it was raining very hard, then looked to the side. Kazukei jumped up suddenly. He had fallen asleep on Gordon Ramsay!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1 "S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SORRY!!!!" Kazukei yelled, blushing. "It's okay," Gordon smirked and then blushed. "By the way," he continued, "you were having a dream about seeing me naked?" "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" screamed Kazukei, now blushing so hard his face was redder than a stall in the girls bathroom. "You know, that could become a reality someday." said Gordon. Kazukei was silent. "Haha, I'm just messing with you." Gordon said. "Damn, I wanted to see his abs again........" Kazukei thought to himself. "...Are you okay!?" Gordon said, panicked. Kazukei was so lost in thought, he didn't realize he was having another gay panic attack..! "Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah, I'm fine." he said. "H-Hey... can I see your abs again?" Kazukei asked shyly. Gordon's face turned bright red. "What????" Gordon was so surprised that he did 18 summersaults, 9 cartwheels, 2 jumping jacks, and fell over. "O-O-O-O-Okay, but only this once." Gordon took of his shirt revealing a 1948549303589430 pack. His muscles had muscles!! He was so sweaty, it was driving Kazukei crazy..! Kazukei suddenly passed out. "O-Oh no.. my abs killed him!!!" Gordon went out into the pouring rain and yelled "PLEASE GOD, BRING HIM BACK!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYHING!!!!!!" Gordon was sobbing so hard that his eyes grew muscles!! Back inside the house, Kazukei got up. "W-Where am I...? My head hurts.." When he looked out the window, he saw Gordon yelling at the sky. "That's hot," he thought. Suddenly, Gordon got hit by a truck!!!!!!! Ong!!! "GORDON, NOOO!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔" screamed Kazukei, sobbing.
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Finding Yourself - Kazukei x Gordon Ramsay
RomanceOne day Kazukei meets the boy of his dreams while walking his turtle.. He gets a gay panic and instantly regrets it. ;) I'm still writing this be patient TW ICELANDIC PENIS MUSEUM