Ceridwen followed Olyvia for a week and found nothing. Finally, when she was about to give up the investigation, she got a message from DonkeyDog. It said "I'll answer one question of yours but you have to dress up as Donald Trump and get on the news so that for at least a day there can't be anything else on the news".
Ceridwen was reluctant to agree but she did miss the thrill of the crime so she said yes. She started planning things that might get her on the news for a whole day. At the same time, it made her anxious. What did DonkeyDog want to do? Would he do something really dangerous and didn't want anyone to put him on the news???
Thursday the 13th of July 2023
The day after, she dressed up as Trump and said that the walking over the Capitol was the greatest moment In American history. That gave her a lot of news coverage. She was invited to TV studios, and threatened the reporters. But her plan was cut short by the real Donald Trump making an Instagram live about her.
Olyvia was watching the interview while Dev Patel was watching her. Donald Trump was talking about how much he loved playing golf with guns. She was stupefied that someone could be that dumb-witted. Suddenly, the screen was split in half: on one side there was the interview and on the other Donald Trump's instagram live. She didn't know what was going on.
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The journalist asked Interview Trump "Do you have anything to say for yourself ?" but they didn't get an answer because Interview Trump ran away.
Ceridwen ran to her car, took off her disguise and drove to the middle school. She ran into Lil's classroom and yelled at the students to get the fuck out. The students didn't really understand and that frustrated her because it was a basic sentence.
"How do you not understand what that means? You're in year 10! You've been in this school for 24 years!!!"
They still didn't understand what she meant so she pointed at RogueMan and then pointed at the door. He seemed to understand but didn't move so she picked him up and threw him out the door. Everyone got scared and left the classroom in a hurry. When she looked at Lil, she saw that he was eating popcorn, so she kicked him in the face and asked him to hack into Donald Trump's instagram account. She promised him that if he did this, she would give him the most delicious, mouth-watering, appetising, delectable, scrumptious honey goat cheese pizza ever.
Her phone buzzed, so she took it out of her pocket to turn off notifications, when she realised that it was a message from DonkeyDog that said "Handle the situation and keep all the attention on you". She was very irritated, so she sent a voice message, but her face was too close to the mic so the voice message was indecipherable and DonkeyDog didn't want to make the situation awkward so he just sent "OK" back.
She ordered Lil to write a fake email that said Donald Trump is dead and they have to make a clone for business purposes. Lil obviously did it because he wanted the most delicious, mouth-watering, appetising, delectable, scrumptious honey goat cheese pizza ever.
Half an hour later the fake email was ready, so they made it look like the government had actually leaked a super secret private email on Donald Trump's instagram. Every single person in the world believed that Donald Trump was dead and the person on the Instagram live was a clone. They also wanted to know who Interview Trump was.
Ceridwen thanked Lil and was going to head back to the car when she saw the CIA agents walking towards her, and she thought to herself "Not this again!", they asked Ceridwen: "Who is Interview Trump? We know you know who it is!". Ceridwen was about to reply that she had no clue but then she remembered Olyvia telling her that she was in love with Dev Patel and that Alex was stalking her and trying to feed her orange cakes, so she had broken up with him. He wouldn't leave her alone and that he was always trying to win her back in weird ways. So Ceridwen told the CIA that Alex was Interview Trump.
When Ceridwen got back home and opened her front door, she saw a giant teacup, one big enough to a swimming pool and as tall as the ceiling, with ladders all around it, she climbed one of the ladders and saw that the teacup was filled with tea, she drank a little bit and she thought she would fall into the teacup if she didn't focus, the tea was so good she thought she might be in heaven.
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She climbed down the ladder after drinking at least 2 litres of tea and was going to go into her room to sleep, it had been a long day after all, when she realised she couldn't access any of the house because of the teacup, so she was going to message Olyvia if she could crash at her place for the night when she saw that DonkeyDog had sent her a message which said:
