How to get punched by them

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Just say/do these!

Hazel: How many fingers am I holding up?
(mocking her blind in one eye case)

Yaien: Isn't Natiel so hot?
(or just saying anything positive about her brother)

Tiara: Aww, you're so cute!
Or if you wanna make her cry:
I don't blame your friends for leaving you, killing them was pretty intense.

Rub1xx: (will not punch you no matter what)

Soulie: Hey Soulie, what's your lv? Mine is (anything higher than 1)

Myadinte: Heya Miyuki! How's the crime going?

Samira: You've only lived once, stop lying bro!

Yoshie: I hacked your Reddit account!

French Fancy: (can't punch you, but will stab you if you joke about her arms)

Pink: Meta Knight is a bad sword fighter!

Cinder: I've seen more functional ai in a free video game.

Petalei: (wouldn't punch you)

Lovely: Why haven't you had any children yet?

Lilligant: How's Mudkip? Is the stain still in Sylveon's office?

Pharill: (cannot punch someone)

Mothika: Social media is a plague, you're wasting your time.

Seafoam: Negafoam was right, happiness isn't always great.

Negafoam: You should smile more!

Hakari: Monika's best girl!

Suziko: You'll never be a real oc... How does that make you feel?

Achi: You're ugly!

Pretzel: Who's a good girl?

Icecreameon: Tackle me! (It can't punch you, so get it to tackle you instead.)

Pill: I'd bet your phD isn't legitimate.

Tea Bag: Coffee is amazing, way better than tea!

Mishima: (say literally anything rude)

Ruby: You'll never be loved!

Assasiana: (say literally anything rude or annoying)

Safety: (won't punch you)

Pinkcox: You? Royal? Please, the only place you'll be a queen is Deviantart.

Blue: (probably won't punch you)

Hacker: I hope it rains on you! (won't punch you, will instead set you on fire)

Breeze: (won't punch you)

Galactic: Space is fucking lame.

Snowheart: I hope you melt.

Pumpaka: (annoy her in any way possible)

Stellar: (won't punch you)

Pinkdog: Tu eres fea (she'll end you lol don't mind the Spanish)

Magica: Your sister hot af.

Cyberra: You're not actually romance repulsed~

(note: if you say 'I can change you' or 'but you're too pretty' to an aromantic person you sound like a fucking creep never say that omg)

Rubine: How's your mom?

Holine: Wake up.

Jessica: Your friends are losers, why do you even hang out with them?

Bunny: (can't punch you, but Berry absolutely will)

Tazzeril: (get close to her whilst she's having an energy bursts)

Berry: (say literally anything bad about the things she likes)

Beetroot:
Slendra:
Kiruka:

Hols: Sweetheart deserved better than Spaceboy.

Fruta: Your sister sucks!

Shelly: Your dad is a major dilf (she will murder you/j)
Alternative:
Hey Shelly can you make me some caviar?

Iyobi:
Ari:
Iri:
Komiza:
Marzipan:

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