Breakin Bæd stori of woltr and Jisseh buzzein beumsz
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Idk
pls reed
OH ALSO some of the stuff in this story does contains some spoilers if you haven't watched all of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul you should just get that ou...
"Walt, Idk man..you been seemin sus lately..it's almost like we have an impostor among us.." "Wtf are you talking about Hank??" "I've gotten several reports that you've been bussin bums with Jesse. What is the meaning of this 'Bussin Bums'??" "Wtf is Bussin Bums Hank you're going insane what are all these wild accusations of me Bussin Bums??" "DONT LIE TO ME WALT!! sussy BAKA!!!" Walter shivered in fear as he said those words.... "Walt...tell me what happened" Skylar said with a worried expression.
"I was uh.... I was...I was having an affair." "Wtf Walter why are you cheating on Skylar"
"Bc she cheated on me tf why else would I go cheat on her w Jesse"
"Walt...you cheat on me with who??" "Ayoooo????"
"Yeah. I wasn't bussin bums I was having an affair with Jesse. Now get off my bick and let me go back to bed!!!"
"Idk Walt...were you taking part in bussin bums with him or just Jesse?"
"I was just doin Jesse yknow I wasn't bussin bums I swear"
"Walt. Are you gay??"
"No I'm not gay I was bored now frick off"
He stormed out of the house and whipped the car to Jesse crib.
"JESSE NOW HANK IS ON OUR BUTTS WTF ARE WE GONNA DO" "Idk yo maybe just keep it low???"
"Whatever Jesse. We need to cook." "Man, I'm so lazy yo let's just lay it off for the day. Why you always want to cook?? You always have cook on your mind"
"Because I have a FAMILY and I need to make money."
"OK use the fuckin easybake oven then yo wtf"
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"Jesse.. why the hell do you have a pink ez bake oven in your house" "Bc it's cook tf"
They took the methlamine and all the other bs ingredients and stuffed it in the ezbake oven and made methamphetamine cupcakes
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"Yo these cakes r the shit yo we totally gonna make some bank 💯💯"
"Whatever"
And so they go to the lab and shows Gus their new...recipe..
He approve
They sell
Easybake oven methamphetamine blue pure cupcakes. Blue methamphetamine flavor.
