Breakin Bæd stori of woltr and Jisseh buzzein beumsz
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Idk
pls reed
OH ALSO some of the stuff in this story does contains some spoilers if you haven't watched all of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul you should just get that ou...
They did their usual boring job. Meanwhile Mistah Woit is bussin some bums as usual, he lonely doe he sad he stainky bruh he ain goh nobo'y bruh
"Maybe I should go see Mike (Kidnamedfinger)"
Mike was planning his next move with Gus. "Man I'm so jealous I can't believe he fell in love with Lalo Salamanca smh I'm fuckin jealous."
O yea uh in dis story Gustavo is canonically married to Lalo 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰😍😍🤵♂👰♀
Ever since they got together Mike has been in a very deep despair. Ever since he was working for Gus he always had some sort of feeling...hard to explain. Finger was in love. He wanted to tell the chicken man how he felt but it was far too late.
When that event happened when Gus was at gunpoint he offered to marry and fall in love with Lalo. And they had 6 and made out and yada yada and stuff.
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When finger heard they were together he eventually stopped loving and became a stinky stinky emoooo mmm that's why he's so cool and serious all the time he's an emo and bery sad.
Walter is on his way to Jesse's house to have a lil chat about their situation...
"JESSE!!WAKE UP JESSE WE MEED TO TALK WE NEED TO COOK TALK IDC WAKE UP!!!" "WTF BITCH LET ME SLEEP FOR 5 MINUTES BITCH"
"What the hell are you doin' here Waltuh.."
"Mike..We. Need. To. Talk. Privately."
"Ok Waltuh. 🙄"
Walt starts whipping his shit out
"Waltuh, put your dick away Walter.. I'm not having sex with you right now."
"Mike, we must."
"IM NOT IN THE MOOD OKAE WALTUH?! IM DONE. IM SORRY."
Mike stormed out the room with tears in his eyes and ran outside Jesse's house like a sad lady. Walter tried to go after him. Mike seemed very hear broken :(.
"Mike listen to me. I'm sorry about earlier but WE NEED TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE COOK FOR GUSTA-"
"YOU DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME RIGHT NOW. I DON WANNA HEAR IT WALTUH. You mention his name again when I'm in a bad mood, your name is gonna be on the gravestone of where you stand." "I don't even see the point as to why you want to do it in the first place. You don't actually love me Waltuh you fucked Jesse and now you wanna fuck me. That's all we have. Just like that Mike can't even bare to look at Walter so he runs to his car and immediately drives away. Looking a bit drained and saddened.
Walter walks back in Jesse's house.
"Yo wtf just happened yo.."
"Jesse we need to cook."
"Ok sure Mista White but wtf happened"
"I prefer to not talk about it."
NEXZ WEEK
Jesse and Walter are back in business. They cook as usual Gus is back to normal idk
"Yo Mista White I'm still a bit concerned about what happened last week yo..I don't mean to be nosy but I gotta know bro what's goin on yo??" He stood and turned to look at Jesse. Dead silence filled the lab.
Walter slowly approaches Jesse. Step by step he got even closer. Very close. Very very close.
"Yo you good?"
Walter kisses him on the mouth caressing his faCEAYOOO CHILLLL???
Walter looked sad aswell.
"Listen Mista White I know you're going through something but you can't just flat out start doing sus shit with me yo chill out lmao"
"HWhahHw Jesse where was I"
Walter spots a small atom spec of blue stuff on the floor and IMMEDIATELY STARTS LICKING THE DHIT FROM THE FLRORO WTF
"YO MISTA WHITE WTF JS WRONG WITH YOU BETCH"
"JESSE WE NIID TO SNAORT THE BLUE CANDY"
"WHY BITCH"
"WE NEED IT JESSE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN MAKE US HAPPY"
"WHAT THE FUCK BETCH YOU ARE MORE HOOKRD THAN ME. BETCH."
Walter fucks up the entire batch. He starts FUCKING EATING AND SNORTING THE METHAMPHETAMIMINE OFF THE FUCKING TRAY. HE STARTS ROLLING IN IT LIKE HES A FUCKING PIG IN THE MUD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
"WALTER WE GET YOURE SAD BUT WTF ID THIS BITCH YO YOU NEED TO GET IT TOGETHET YO THIS IS OUT OF IT MAN"
"HAAaAaAAaAAUGh!!!1!" Walter lets out his Crawl Space scream
Mike and Gustavo walk inside the lab to find Jesse trying to help Walter and his problem.
"Walter..what is all of this?"
Walter is lost in lala land
"YOO UHMM GUS BRO I THINK HE MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF ISSUES WITH HIM I DONT KNOWW ITS.. THERES OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WROONGG YOO.."
In the NEXT EPISODE WE FIND OUT WTF IS JAPPENING WITH WALTTTTT!!!! STAY TUNED AHAHAHKAJAJDHFIXJXHCFUDI.
